How Musicals Are Sang Along To:

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the children out here tryna get jobs

Reblog this and money will be entering your life this week

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

reblog in 2.45 seconds or this humpty dumpty egg shaped being will appear in your bedroom at midnight and shoot hard boiled eggs at you and i should know bc my mom’s sister’s best friend didn’t reblog it four months ago and she is still covered in egg shaped bruises and this face still haunts her every waking hour

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

Not mine either. Still hilarious (congrats to who found this first)

Not mine. Still funny.

this is the sugawara of reassurance, reblog within 1 minute and everything will be okay

bungus

Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen paperback classics that were hand-picked by you! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on December 29, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think