This Is Your Obligatory Hermes Love Post

where! has! my! passion! gone! I had it abundantly when I was a child, and I must have dropped it along the way, but I cannot figure where!

I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

this is the perfect grade of good luck

reblog in 5 seconds and all of your grades will inch ever closer to perfect

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

Deadpool’s instructive video may save your testicles

this is the most sophisticated phishing e-mail I have ever received and if they had sized the logo correctly and actually proofread the fucking thing I probably would’ve clicked that button

yeS YES YES