Reblog In 2.45 Seconds Or This Humpty Dumpty Egg Shaped Being Will Appear In Your Bedroom At Midnight

Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

Whose trynna claim this blessing with me?! 😝🙌🏾✨

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen paperback classics that were hand-picked by you! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on December 29, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

R E B L O G   T H E   P I G E O N .

my professors, at the beginning of the semester: you have three essays due on november 30th so plan accordingly

me, on november 29th: hold my beer

Person: Your writing is so good!

Me:

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)