My Professors, At The Beginning Of The Semester: You Have Three Essays Due On November 30th So Plan Accordingly

Person: Your writing is so good!

Me:

Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen vintage paperback classics by Homer, Walt Whitman, Carson McCullers, Ray Bradbury, John Steinbeck, Shakespeare, and others! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on August 19, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

This tweet just slayed the free fuckin world

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

my mom got accepted into my college so i’m at orientation with her and she keeps having to explain that she’s the student

reblog in 2.45 seconds or this humpty dumpty egg shaped being will appear in your bedroom at midnight and shoot hard boiled eggs at you and i should know bc my mom’s sister’s best friend didn’t reblog it four months ago and she is still covered in egg shaped bruises and this face still haunts her every waking hour