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Cody Fern saying “that’s evil” is my new kink

Castle Rock “The Queen”

He looks like Vlad, huh… I don’t know… Well whatever, he’s so beautiful and I love him

The Dirt (2019)

So I think my biggest thing probably was that I was expecting a lot more partly because of being spoiled by BoRhap and partly because of the mythic chaos that is Motley Crue…

I MEAN THE STUFF DURING THE CREDITS WAS BETTER THAN THE ENTIRE FILM.

What I Liked:

Everyone seemed to know how to play thier instruments and the lipsinging was decent enough

It all looks really pretty. Very lifetime movie of the week.

Machine Gun Kelly is a dweeb and I love him more than life.

PETE DAVIDSON!!!!

The acting in the first half

The Nikki Sixx soul patch look + wig

The actress that played Vince’s daughter

What I Didn’t Like:

Literally nothing interesting happens for the first hour

Douglas Booth’s American accent is just as bad as I thought it was gonna be.

All the fucking voiceover is overdone and unneeded.

The wigs looked … at least on the boys, they looked terrible.

The SELF AWARE COMMENTARY 4th Wall Breaks. If it wasn’t filmed before BoRhap came out, I would’ve thought it was shade

How actual MTV archive footage wasn’t used for the thing about them getting into trouble… although I guess that would’ve blown the budget for sure.

Ozzy

Vince’s wife (the acting)

Atreus:  So… why’d you want to name me Atreus?  I know it can’t be for a god. Kratos:… Hah!  No.  He was a soldier.  A Spartan. Atreus:  A great warrior? Kratos:  All Spartans are great warriors.  We train from birth.  Our lives were discipline, duty, battle, and death.  Life was grim, and we greeted it grimly.   Atreus:   Hmmhmm.. Kratos:  But Atreus of Sparta was unlike the rest of us.  He wore a smile even in the worst of times.  He was… happy.  He inspired us to hope..  that though we were machines of war, yet there was humanity in us.   Goodness.  When the day came for him to lay down his life in battle, his sacrifice saved countless others, and turned the tide in our favor.  I carried him home on his shield, and buried him with all the honors of Spartan custom.  His memory was a comfort in dark times.

“He wore a smile even in the worst of times.   He inspired us to hope .. “

Kratos named his son for these qualities, for happiness and hope, and his newborn son’s infant smile, as a promise of hope that Kratos could be human and hide his monstrous past.

and now that we know Atreus was named Loki by the giants, Loki who smiles even in the worst of times

god he’s beautiful💖😭

So please don’t save something Waste not, save nothing Lose the halo, don’t need to resist A lick of the lips and a grip on your hips

I heard you fam’~ The cry for more long haired Nicky as well as more crusader times was very strong, so I had to comply.

However, over on discord kind people are throwing mad ideas at me and even though my back said no, my muses said yes so there we go- you get a two for one deal! Nicky and Joe from the crusades to now~ (n they’re still just as dirty n bloody lol)

May I also introduce you to additional goodies: Crusader time outfits inspired by the originaly AC aaaaaand Comic complient height difference! OwÓ~  first time I saw in the comics how much taller Nicky was compared to Joe I may or may not have had a mild seizure. And during that seizure a voice told me that it is now my holy mission to spread the good word n somehow make it happen with the movie actors too. I hope I succeeded :’D

and… you’re welcome? lol  I also put this one up in my shop cause I just really like how it turned out

(ps: click the link- this amazing lady took an already fantastic song n gave it a completely new flavour with her indie version of it. freaking love it!)