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Naruto Story Prompts 1

Stories I would love to read ❤️ Someone, please write one!

Naruto!Minato back from the dead

Naruto - in his typical impossible fashion - screws up a space-time ninjutsu and tears his way into the past of an alternate dimension, where an unfortunate bunch of Iwa-nin instantly mistake him for his father. The news spreads across the land like wildfire, and before Naruto can do anything about it, everyone ‘knows’ Namikaze Minato has returned from the dead. Oops?

This is where Naruto emerges amidst a bunch of cultists trying to summon the Shinigami, but they were interrupted by a group of Iwa-nin. Events transpire in such a way that Naruto thinks he's only misplaced himself in Earth country, whereas the poor Iwa-nin think Namikaze Minato has clawed his way out of the Shinigami's grasp. In the most highly successful instance of accidental identity theft in history, Naruto decides to go along with it, masquerading as his dad.

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An oldie but a goodie…

book quotes that i will never recover from

"he is half of my soul, as the poets say. " - song of achilles

"write me a letter telling me how to live the rest of my life without you." - how to make friends with the dark

"they were my birthday presents." - shatter me

"she had realized that she had forgotten the precise blue of his eyes and the depth of his laugh." - clockwork princess

"my name is sam cortland... and i will not be afraid." - assassin's blade

"you chose me four years ago. would you choose me still?" - these violent delights

"we were all supposed to make it." - crooked kingdom

"i remember everything." - the invisible life of addie larue

"come home and shout at me. come home and fight with me. come home and break my heart, if you must. just come home." - cruel prince

"i wasted all those yesterdays and am completely out of tomorrows." - they both die at the end

"you hated the idea of me." - the final gambit

"bob says hello." - house of hades

"abuse can feel like love. starving people will eat anything." - nightfall

"i missed you only with an ocean between us. but if death was separating us... i would find you." - queen of shadows

"i loved him. i love him. as best i could." - we were liars

"i'm the villain, even in my own story. but you were supposed to play a different role." - finale

"i will find you again in the next world—the next life. and we will have that time. i promise." - a court of wings and ruin

"i spent half of my time loving her and the other half hiding how much i loved her." - the seven husbands of evelyn hugo

Secret Robin AU

Instead of his assassin world tour, Jason decides to go undercover into the League of Assassins so he can destroy them from the inside. He didn't exactly expect to find a tiny Bruce

Bruce thinks he's at college overseas. He wishes him all the best as he pursues higher education

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How Jason got Damian home

The batfam on reddit

(this got long so lmk if you want me to do the others)

TIFU by mistaking my brother for hummus by u/dickwings

So I (27M) like to do my work in the kitchen while having a pre-gym snack. Since there wasn't any food in the fridge or anyone around to cook, I decided to keep it simple with some chips and hummus. About ten minutes later, my younger brother, let's call him "Tim" (17M), sat down next to me because he wanted me to check his work too.

I was fully engrossed in my work and my body was on autopilot as I dipped the hummus. Meanwhile, Tim's hand was on the table. Both of them were just outside my peripheral vision.

You can see where this is going.

I wish there was something dramatic like him yelling or me smashing food against his face. Literally ANYTHING would've been better than what actually happened, which was that I softly caressed the back of his hand with a pita chip while he just stared at me without saying a word.

I promptly packed up my stuff and I'm currently hiding in my apartment because we're supposed to have a family dinner but I don't know if I can look him in the eye.

Comments

local-zombie: I'm calling it, this is fake. No one is this dumb. ├— redrobin: idk, sounds pretty convincing to me ├—— local-zombie: What are you, his brother?

thatpurplething: Thank you, I really needed this today after I called the Riddler "Mom" ├— orphanized: well now you gotta tell us, you can't just leave us hanging ├— official-batman: If you think that's bad, try accidentally throwing your wife's elderly cat at the ceiling. ├—— kitty-central: Try thinking you can leave your husband in charge of a living creature for one afternoon ├——— lesbian-premium: Everyone's just fucking up today huh? ├———— notmysecretanimeaccount: Not me, I was born perfect.

pennyworthy: Perhaps a red pepper hummus can prevent this from happening in the future. ├— your-tired-librarian: He should go with spinach just to be safe. ├—— i-am-the-darkness-i-am-the-light: Next post: TIFU by mistaking Killer Croc for hummus

Art gallery "field trip"

Caravaggio living paintings by Ludovica Rambelli Theater

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Play a warlock character who calls himself Vithimorex or something like that. Always mention how grateful you are to your patron, Frank, for the wondrous powers he gives you.

Slowly reveal that the powers you get from Frank are things like “sense of smell” and “verbal communication”. As it turns out, Vithimorex is an extradimensional Thing possessing the person formerly known as Frank. All the eldritch blasts and shadow conjurations are boring powers according to Vithimorex. He can’t wait for the level 14 ability to understand and appreciate music.