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Expressing my lifelong love of sharks by painting a sweet little nurse shark

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BAKED AVOCADOS

“Loyalty, Not Opinions.”

Dig this all you hepcats and true believers — Baked Avocados #2 just washed ashore. This one’s a mind-melt of power suits, word salad, and synchronized eyeball espionage. Maggie Megaphone and The Goldfather are here to deliver their patented blend of loyalty cult logic and deep-fried dystopia — served hot with a side of Orwellian tap dance. Don't ask questions (seriously, don’t — they hate that). Just soak it in, nod slowly, and garner the kind of wisdom you get from eating expired freedom fries. More panels are paddling in, so tune in, zone out, and let the madness mellow. The avocado has ripened — Let’s Guac!

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Psst! Hey you! Yeah, you! Did you miss Baked Avocados #1? Check it out here. Yeah, right now!

Mustelids! (Prints available here)

People straight up do not realize that part of the reason manufacturing is not returning to the United States in massive waves is because we have things like “OSHA” and “environmental laws” and “minimum wages.”

It’s not even just about fair wages. It’s literally about the fact that you can’t dump industrial waste in a river here anymore.

Our cheap goods are so cheap because South American and Asians environments are being destroyed so you can buy a $40 pair of shoes every 3 months.

Cutting granite countertops has lead to a rapid increase in silicosis in the lungs out in California. All the working men and women in my family have died from pulmonary fibrosis. They were carpet layers, Post office workers, floor tilers. Staying safe in manufacturing jobs is annoying but also very, very expensive. Real manufacturing factories belch smoke and dust and grime that causes asthma and birth defects in surrounding communities. Everyone wants their manufacturing jobs back until they realize their kids are living directly under the Asthma Plant.

There will come a time when the workers in these countries rise up and demand better and things will start to even out, but if you want to honestly “do your part,” you gotta stop buying cheap shit for no reason.

Not every event needs to be celebrate with a baseball cap or a coozie or a t shirt or a keychain. Not every wall in the house has to have a picture or a cute phrase on it. The knickknacks are killing people.

For almost no increase in security for women, the trans community would be made to feel even more vulnerable and marginalised.

Thank you YouTuber FunkyFrogBait for teaching me that if I swear in the search box in Google, you get actual answers instead of Gemini’s answers

It's a new Golden Age for corruption.

This song has single-handedly taken over my life and it’s only been like a week