BAKED AVOCADOS

BAKED AVOCADOS

“Loyalty, Not Opinions.”

Dig this all you hepcats and true believers — Baked Avocados #2 just washed ashore. This one’s a mind-melt of power suits, word salad, and synchronized eyeball espionage. Maggie Megaphone and The Goldfather are here to deliver their patented blend of loyalty cult logic and deep-fried dystopia — served hot with a side of Orwellian tap dance. Don't ask questions (seriously, don’t — they hate that). Just soak it in, nod slowly, and garner the kind of wisdom you get from eating expired freedom fries. More panels are paddling in, so tune in, zone out, and let the madness mellow. The avocado has ripened — Let’s Guac!

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