What if Kallus figured the only reason Zeb found him attractive was due to lack of exposure to actually attractive mates. So when they're on Lira San Kallus wakes up every day wondering if today is the day it'll hit Zeb that he actually doesn't find Kallus attractive, he just spent too much time amongst humans. Meanwhile Zeb is scenting every inch of Kallus 'cause Ashla damn him if he's about to let anyone as much as SMELL his mate without knowing he's spoken for, 'cause what if Kallus just liked big strong guys and is now realizing Zeb isn't offering anything special! They're on a planet full of big, strong guys! :C
Like do I think this would happen? Probably not, but I am so entertained by the thought of these two idiots both assuming the other settled
so a few days ago I saw this post, and the accompanying tags from @brrmian :
the idea of Cody being simultaneously so cool on the surface and constantly overanalysing every interaction stuck with me so much that I ended up spitting all my thoughts into existence
so
enjoy a brief look into Commander Cody's mind:
#JESUS CHRIST ANAKIN??? #VADER HASN'T BEEN THIS SHIT YOUR PANTS LEVEL TERRIFYING #SINCE THE LAST TIME HE MADE EVERYONE IN THE ROOM SHIT THEIR PANTS IN TERROR #SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT OUR FAVORITE SENTIENT TRASH CAN MAN #BUT HE'S A WALKING NIGHTMARE ASSHOLE WITH PIZZAZZ #THAT SHATTERED GLASS TRICK WAS FUCKING SICK #NO OTHER COSMIC HORROR OF AN ASSHOLE WET CAT IS DOING IT LIKE HIM
shaak ti and her little clonelings :] i know it wouldve been impossible but all of them deserved a mama
Some disaster lineage Dragon!Jedi AU fluff
Obi-wan: Don't you have your own wing?
Anakin: Yeah, but those aren't warm