Some Disaster Lineage Dragon!Jedi AU Fluff

Tbh I think the ships should have been Anakin/Rex and Padme/ALL the Handmaidens and I think that could have fixed them. Padme and her handmaidens could have adopted kids. Rex and Anakin could have adopted a couple thousand shinies. It’s how it SHOULD have been. Obi-Wan is the one who gets pregnant and it’s found out when he throws up on Count Dooku who panics and comes back to the light side wondering who poisoned his grandson. Palpatine is hitting his head on the wall. Cody and Vos are fighting over who knocked him up (it was Bail Organa) and Anakin is oblivious to everything.

Casually dropping war crimes

I watch The Lost Boys for the plot

The plot:

Memory moth🦋

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

#JESUS CHRIST ANAKIN??? #VADER HASN'T BEEN THIS SHIT YOUR PANTS LEVEL TERRIFYING #SINCE THE LAST TIME HE MADE EVERYONE IN THE ROOM SHIT THEIR PANTS IN TERROR #SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT OUR FAVORITE SENTIENT TRASH CAN MAN #BUT HE'S A WALKING NIGHTMARE ASSHOLE WITH PIZZAZZ #THAT SHATTERED GLASS TRICK WAS FUCKING SICK #NO OTHER COSMIC HORROR OF AN ASSHOLE WET CAT IS DOING IT LIKE HIM

commander cody (maverick)

He loves it

gods, gods, this is what it tastes like

[id in alt]

tē คr໐hค ᰔᩚ

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Wanted to post something for TBB Eve, Hunter and Omega having a hongi moment would be SO PERFECT, in fact, everyone needs a hongi!!

Hope to get my farewell piece done by tomorrow we’ll see 🤞🏽