I’m Spreading Christmas Cheer

oohhh wife., i cheated again..

miis in celebration of tomodachi life 2 announcement heh heh heh heh heh heh

whatever you think is happening on house md it’s worse!

They both def thought House somehow got deported

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

ouuuuuhhhh i love them so much they NEED to beat the fuck out of each other

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i like that you can say "house and wilson queerbaited" and it doesn't neccessarily mean the writers queerbaited the audience. because it can also refer to the time house and wilson queerbaited their neighbor. canonically

everybody d/lies.

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House MD episode in 2024: House drags Wilson to a medical conference on queer healthcare. House's constant homophobic commentary makes Wilson want to die but when he tries to give people apologetic looks, he realizes that they don't look offended at all, they're actually laughing at the jokes. Later when they try to hit on women at the hotel bar they learn that everyone at the conference thought they were just a gay couple getting a bit silly with it.