My Own Take On House Doing Drag, Inspired Heavily By @/spro-o (they Make Amazing Art Go Look At Their

oohhh wife., i cheated again..

Something is in the water

needed to draw cuddy in the house miniskirt so sorry for this

based on that one tiktok

og post

House in 2024

House: faggot

Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that

Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?

Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room

House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-

*house realizes something*

House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS

four episodes into house

house

foreman going to wilson's office bc he knows house is there but house is sprawned comfortably seductively atop wilson's desk and when he asks house just says "consult" and foreman's just like. mk. and he just leaves

Someone commented on a fic “did you ever notice House lets Wilson be cruel and Wilson lets House be gentle” and now I need to lie down for thirty years