But Have You Tried The Priest Tho

Gossip is such an utterly foreign concept to me. Imagine giving a shit about the activities of people who have fuck-all to do with you, and that you don't even like.

reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break

I think Muskrats is a bit more accurate

I dont like musk and I dont wanna talk about him but I DO want to start referring to his fans as Musketeers

question, does meeting someone who just escaped from hell while you're freezing to death in an attic count as a meet-cute?

BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN’ BETTER

My ex wife still misses me

BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN' BETTER

Don’t let your dreams be dreams kids

It was a meme to Photoshop Dwayne the Rock Johnson so that he had a really short torso, very long legs, no hips, and a large head.

I feel like dry ice has to be involved in the cold drinks somehow

Concept: foggy café. It's just a regular café, except they've got a fog machine going at all times whenever they're open.

Reblog to make it die faster

voice-over: Halloween is the one night a year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it

makeup montage

voice-over: the really hardcore girls only wear lingerie and some kind of animal ears

close up of someone putting on a pair of cat ears

cut to the agency door, which the cat king slams open, wearing the perfect mean girls Halloween costume