Once Again Its 3am And This Washing Machine Wizard Haunts Me

He’s not okay

Why does the duolingo app look like that right now

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

Truly devastated

"We should ban books with inappropriate content!"

Okay girl pick-a-little-talk-a-little. If you melt me down you will reveal a lump of lead as cold as steel here where a woman's heart should be.

Why is there a section for Luffy?

I tire of your pitiful fandoms. The only fandom I will except from now on is shark fandom.

Jessie after dark

For no reason here is a library story

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

Fun fact: in the 80′s the Dutch Unemployed Union held ‘fridge raids’ to protest against poverty. 

They’d find out when a politician of big boss who upheld poverty and starvation wages was speaking at some public even, then they’d carefully break into his house with a LOT of people and they would eat EVERY piece of food in his house and leave the empty dished behind without taking anything else. 

The fact that this is 80 fucking years ago but still just as relevant is terrifying.