Eggs Are Most Delicious When Least Touched By Fire (so Poached, Sunny Side Up, Etc Declining In Quality

I don't care what your perception of the female body has been warped into by the media and advertising prevalent in culture. eat some goddamn carbs

Operation Jet Set, the explosive cigar (twice)

I thought it would be badass to light my cigar off one of the lasers, died, and somehow thought it was the lasers, despite the autopsy saying “BOOBY TRAPPED CIGAR”. It took blowing up again to realize it was the cigar, and even then I thought “oh no someone’s trying to kill John Juniper”

what was your most embarrassing death in I Expect You To Die (any of the games) GO

More of a tears gall on myself

blood is so cool

question, does meeting someone who just escaped from hell while you're freezing to death in an attic count as a meet-cute?

"Drink as much as you want

I'd like to join you but I don't drink ...wine."

This but it’s just season two. And Edwin is Jenny’s landlord

Dbda au where jenny can see the boys

I want the WGA/SAG-AFTRA strike to go beyond Hollywood. I want UPS workers to strike. I want teachers to strike. I want trash collectors to strike. I want every necessary worker to strike. I want the people of this country and beyond to finally stand up to billionaires and the awful treatment of workers. I want the people who do the work to get their share and I want the uber-rich to be taxed for almost all of their money. I want a goddamn revolution.

writing? oh, i’m definitely writing. in my head. during the most inconvenient times. like in the shower or when i’m about to fall asleep. actual typing? no, no, we don’t do that here.

THE IDEAS YOU RECEIVE FROM CHEESE CANNOT SAVE YOU