Operation Jet Set, the explosive cigar (twice)
I thought it would be badass to light my cigar off one of the lasers, died, and somehow thought it was the lasers, despite the autopsy saying “BOOBY TRAPPED CIGAR”. It took blowing up again to realize it was the cigar, and even then I thought “oh no someone’s trying to kill John Juniper”
what was your most embarrassing death in I Expect You To Die (any of the games) GO
Being an actor keeps me sane. Yeah I have to work a day job but know what? When my day job is stressful and I want to scream I get to go hey wait. I have a scream scheduled at 7:30 tonight. Gotta save up. And then I go back to what I was doing.
Edwin, wanting to hear about what happened in the world while he was away
Charles, wishing he paid more attention in history class
edwin (fresh out of hell, walking around the city with charles): charles what is that statue
charles: oh thats the world war I memorial
edwin: world- world what??
charles: oh yeah- i forgot you don't know 'bout those
edwin: those?? plural?? charles how many are there??
Wiley coyote is such a blorbo tho
Like this lady gets it
my grandma just tried to pronounce blorbo to ask me what it means.
As it should be
Favourite vegetable?? Pls vote. trying to prove smth!!
1105 votes • Poll ends in 5 days 9 hours
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OP clearly yuor followers are biased. Carrots are objectively better than broccoli of all things and i think it's problematic that you called carrots stinky it's really manipulative. also tomatos aren't technically a vegetable. maybe try thinking before posting passive agressive polls next time
🤡 jizzardtower Follow
shgdfdsg these tags. yes. chicken wings my favourite vegetable
✴ cadylady2002 Follow
Haha. I just realized the #eggplant looks a little like a d***. That is so #funny !!
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CHICKEM WIMGS
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shoutout to soup. won't stop making shoutouts for soup until one hears me and comes walkig over. i want soup.
This post has a lot of interesting words in it, but I’m stuck on the second one:
Rebageled?
I rebageled a couple of images that originated with a user called mother-lee, and then noticed that someone called it out as AI. I went and looked at the blog it came from, deleted the post from my blog, then figured I should post my reason here, because nobody's going to care about why I would do that unless they're following me (and not necessarily then). So:
Even if it wasn't AI, I'm still blocking OP because they're anti-SW. Sex work is work. A LOT of jobs exploit people, and SW is not inherently exploitative.
Alr. I'm sad now.
When I first entered Tumblr there was this post about a mafia gay tragic story and I really wanted to watch it.
I put it into my watch list.
And just a few hours ago. My friend told me it wasn't real.
LOOK. IT'S ON MY LIST
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S A FAKE MOVIE YOU TUMBLRINA'S MADE?!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN GONCHAROV IS FAKE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?!?!!!
CAUSE DAWG. WHY.
!!!!!!!!!!
i say im fine then i remember this part of the original hadestown nytw production
Now I’m just picturing Charles doing research on Edwardian hair styles so he get Edwin’s hair exactly how he likes it, and surprise if him with it on like the 10 year anniversary of the agency starting and these boys are so married.
i have had enough DBD sadness. canonically, they cannot see themselves in mirrors, which means charles and edwin are constantly fixing each other’s hair, clothes, wiping dirt of each other’s faces. there is no other reasonable explanation for them both being so well kept.
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts