Latest Posts by here-queer-fear - Page 6
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Oswald: I don't know how to tell you this, Edward, but you're in love with me.
Edward: I am?
Edward: Holy shit, I am!
Jonathan: What the fuck did I just witness?
As someone so utterly oblivious literally the only romantic interaction I’ve ever noticed was after my mom had to point out a girl was flirting with me at pride after the fact, I’d have to go with oblivious dumbass. Plus I’m miles too blunt to ever pine in silence, one of the only perks of no filter is being totally able to flatly and passively inform someone I’m into them. I’ve never gotten a date from it, but despite what every show ever will tell you being up front is really good for keeping friendships
If you were in a fanfic, would you be the pining idiot or the oblivious dumbass?
post it in the tags!!
Rine the mentally strained, hoarder of Glazed Doughnut and Stool.
Reprah the Anxious, Hoarder Of Ravioli And Books. (OMG LOL)
I’m begging each and every person who reads this to send me some fics/art of reddie with their Pomeranian. Or anything else that has them with a pom really. I’m in a mood rn and that mood is reddie cuddling a fluffy ass little doggo.
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Richie: My dick is like life
Bill: short
Stan: disappointing
Eddie: it always gets hard for no reason
Bev: people like to lie and tell you it’ll get better when you get older
Richie: damn I was gonna say fun while it lasted, yours are better
I feel like it should be known that at one point I accidentally saved after deleting Eddie’s body, so now I have a picture of you know I had to do it to em Richie staring at Eddie’s disembodied head.
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I don’t know who needs this but quarantine is doing things to me so here.
I hate my mind
Ok I’m not usually that active in the avengers fandom but I just heard that Marvel wanted Hailee Steinfeld to be Kate Bishop and like????? as the biggest goddamn archery lesbian on the face of this earth I think I may combust??? She is like 82% of the reason I am gay and it’s showing.
Me: feeling secure in my simple lesbianhood
Polyamory, demisexuality, my cute male friend, and my whole ass sexuality these past few weeks with nothing to do but ponder:
Me: I’m a gold star lesbian
Me: *has a crush on my female friend*
My female friend: *actually comes out as genderfluid like a boss*
Me: *still has a crush on them*
Me:
My genderfluid friend: *actually comes out as a trans boy like a boss
Me: *still has a crush on him
Me:
Sure my dude, but what was “why does the world have to be ending” about? Is the world actually ending or just like THAT level of cheese? Also any preferences for rating or more details you want? :)
Hey, I wanna write a fanfiction but I can’t motivate myself for shit, so if anyone who sees this likes reddie, please give me a fic prompt so I will feel incentive to get off my ass and write something. I will write whatever you want, adult reddie, child reddie, smut, fluff, angst, au, fix it, canon world, whatever. It’ll be a one-shot and somewhere between 2,000-10,000 words, because that’s about all my attention span can handle while still feeling like I turned out a decent thing. Please give me a reddie prompt and I’ll post it on ao3 with a link.
The only valid ship dynamic:
Person A: HOHOHOHOHO TIME TO DO SOME DUMB SHIT
Person B: DO A FLIP!
*later, when the dumb shit went horribly, horribly wrong*
Person B: you fucking idiot, what the hell is wrong with you. That was so incredibly stupid, I cannot believe your dumbass really thought that was gonna fucking work out, I TOLD you it would go bad!
Person A: *in a full body cast* worth it
Hey, I wanna write a fanfiction but I can’t motivate myself for shit, so if anyone who sees this likes reddie, please give me a fic prompt so I will feel incentive to get off my ass and write something. I will write whatever you want, adult reddie, child reddie, smut, fluff, angst, au, fix it, canon world, whatever. It’ll be a one-shot and somewhere between 2,000-10,000 words, because that’s about all my attention span can handle while still feeling like I turned out a decent thing. Please give me a reddie prompt and I’ll post it on ao3 with a link.
All the serum really did was upgrade Steve from a twink into a twunk and y’all know that shit hit Bucky like an oncoming train.
Richie: My dick is like life
Bill: short
Stan: disappointing
Eddie: it always gets hard for no reason
Bev: people like to lie and tell you it’ll get better when you get older
Richie: damn I was gonna say fun while it lasted, yours are better
I stan one(1) cast
me and my cousins when we were young, showing our family our dance that we choreographed in my room ten minutes earlier.
Me at 3am: *existing*
My sleep paralysis demon: have you eaten? Did you brush your teeth? You should really drink more water. Can we talk about your grades? Your mother and I are very concerned about you Eleanor.
Little did she know
remembering how reddies got so much hate for breathing so i just have to say this: you are not weird or delusional or gross or stupid for shipping reddie. there is contextual evidence for this relationship in all three forms of canon. some people have interpreted it as romantic while others have seen it as platonic. whichever way you view it is valid. just don’t attack or belittle people for what they think.
also we know chapter two is not going to showcase reddie. eddie motherfucking dies… like what do you think we expect to happen romantically between these two? just let us ship these two these in peace, it truly is not that deep.
Lee Jim and Barbara are beautiful polyamorous icons raising their daughter together and y’all are sleeping on them.
You’re gonna look at me and you’re gonna tell me that I’m wrong? Alignment chart of the Dc bisexuals
I’m 400 pounds of raging homosexual
“You don’t know you’re bi, you’re just experimenting.”
And? What about it? Our heteronormative society didn’t teach me liking the same gender was even possible until I was 11, so if I wanna experiment fuckin let me. I’m a dumbass, you expect me to figure out my sexuality by just like... KNOWING??? Nah. I could be lending my (frankly incredible)intellect to the aliens plotting the systematic dismantling of the government or robbing a bank. Instead here I am eating pussy and sucking dick. I’m not saying I don’t do those things, but the double trouble jangling’s sure slowing it down.
I put the pan in panic. Not my own, that of my enemies. But panic nonetheless.
Avril Lavigne: he was a boy, she was a girl. Can I make it any more obvious?
Me, an intellectual: ah yes, they were both gay
Gotham text post 9/??
Nygmobblepot special
Text post 8, Text post 7
Here’s part 1 if you want