Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

The nose is a double barrel snotgun.

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I’m on the streets in 3 days. Let me do your homework.

I have carpal tunnel syndrome in both of my hands. I’ve been on leave from my job for two months, and in that time neither worker’s compensation or temporary disability have given me a penny. I can’t do any crafts or odd jobs to try to scrape by, either. My income has been zero for two full months. Today when the landlady gave me a 3 day notice to pay or vacate, I wasn’t surprised.

Emotional reluctance aside, I am physically unable to move out of my apartment. I can’t wash dishes or carry a cup of water if it’s too full. Packing up and carrying my belongings to the curb is completely out of the question. But while I can’t grasp or pull/hold things, I can still use a keyboard. 

I have an Associate of Science degree, I’m scientifically literate, and I’m skilled with English; I’m a competent and enthusiastic writer, and I write fan fiction in my free time. If you need something edited, beta read, or just written for you, I’m happy to be of service. Don’t be shy! Show me that WIP pwp lemon crossover fic! Or, let me write it for you. I can help you with Associate’s degree-level biology, anatomy, medical terminology, research, and all aspects of English. 

And hey? You into ladies’ feet? I got two of my very own. I’m not even kidding. Try me. 

I only ask for a donation via ko-fi to help keep a roof over my head and a signal boost to help my message reach a larger audience. Thank you!

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if any of you actually watched the trial you wouldn’t be thinking this way or saying these things. it was proven in court that she doctored images and falsified evidence. she called paparazzi and faked a bruise that was nowhere to be seen the day before or after the shot was taken.

i’m not defending either of them because they were both abusive, physically and verbally, but johnny was the only one to come out of the relationship with actual injuries that were documented by medical professionals.

this was basically a case of a nobody thinking she could get rich off of a very famous man by lying and saying he’s a wife beater. all of his former girlfriends said he was nothing but respectful. amber was just dragging this out for as long as she possibly could. and she still hasn’t paid anybody yet

Sometimes the help you need isn’t the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if you’re thinking of suicide.

Sentence Prompts

  taken from @victoryrpr

“ who do you think you are? “

“ wait , did you just say you love me? “

“ please just … leave me alone. “

“ i’m so happy! “

“ is this a gift for me? “

“ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! “

“ i love you. “

“ shut up! shut the fuck up! “

“ who told you that?! i didn’t say that! “

“ w — what? “

“ … i’m sorry. “

“ what? ME have a crush on YOU? whaaaaaat?! haha! what? pfft … shut up! “

“ bitch , guess what? “

“ oh my god … “

“ fuck you to fucking hell! “

“ man … go to hell. “

“ what did you just send me? “

“ what did you just say? “

“ they’re totally checking you out right now. “

“ jealous?! i’m not jealous! “

“ are you jealous? “

“ wow … you’re hot when you’re angry. “

“ wow … your smile is breathtaking. “

“ you’re so stupid. “

“ okay! that’s it! put your dukes up! “

“ you don’t want me. “

“ question , you’re not dating anyone , are you? “

“ let me take you out on a date. “

“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “

“ no! don’t tickle me! “

“ i’m not good for you , trust me. “

“ no offense but i’m out of your league. “

“ so , how does it feel to know me? a blessing , isn’t it? “

“ … why does this card say ‘ happy 3rd birthday ‘? “

“ so what will it be tonight? “

“ please , let me listen to celine dion in the dark in peace. “

“ i don’t love you. “

“ you don’t love me. “

“ … is there something you want? “

“ you know , you’re really cute. “

“ god , just let me fucking love you , you idiot! “

“ shh … don’t cry. “

“ i just feel like everything is falling apart. “

“ DON’T YOU DARE! DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE! “

“ hello darkness my old friend … “

“ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? “

“  i wish i knew how to talk about it.  ”  

“  you don’t have to talk, we can just sit together.  ”

“  i don’t want to be alone anymore.  ”  

“  i wish i could hate you. ”

“  take a seat, we’re gonna be here a while. ”

“  i need you to trust me.  ”  

“ i missed/miss you. ”  

“  she/he won’t listen to me. ”

“  let me do this for you. please.  ”

“  is there anything else you want to say to me?  ”

“  tell me something happy. ”

“  promise me.  ”

“  i just want/wanted to help.  ”  

“  let me explain.  ”

“ i didn’t/don’t need you to understand, i just wanted/want you to support me. ”  

“ i’m on your side. ”

“ i’ve got your back, okay? ”

“  please, tell me you have a plan. ”

“  stay with me tonight. ”

“  don’t go. please.  ”

“  i’ve been alone for so long i’m afraid i don’t know what it’s like not to be. ”

“ talk to me.  ”  

“ i did what i had to do.  ”

“  we can’t keep going on like this. ”

“ i’m just tired.  ”

“ i’m scared.  ”

“ it’s okay to be afraid. fear can be good. use it.  ”

“ it’s better to expect disappointment. ”

“ hope is dangerous.  ”

“  i like seeing you smile. ”  

“ you look beautiful.  ”  

“ be patient with her/him. they’re trying. ”  

“ i’m trying my best and it’s not good enough. it’s never good enough. ”

“  i’m starting to think i’m just fucked up.  ”  

“  have a drink with me.  ”

“ she/he is better off without me. but i guess that’s their choice. ”

“  you can’t dictate what’s best for someone else. ”

“ can i help you?  ” “ i thought you’d like this. ”

“  do you wanna get out of here?  ”

“  walk with me?  ”

“  well, shit.  ”

“  change isn’t easy.  ”

“  i just wanted to say i’m sorry.  ”

“  i guess being angry was/is just easier than being sad.  ”

“  what did you want to tell me?  ”

“  it was supposed to be simple.  ”

“  you’ve got blood on your shirt.  ”

“  you can stay with me.  ”

“  what did you want to show me?  ”

“  i miss ____ more than i thought i would.  ”

“  i don’t like to talk about it, but i wanted you to know.  ”

“  shut up. please.  ”

“  fuck off.  ”

“  hush, i’m trying to kiss you.  ”

“  you’re lucky you’re cute.  ”

“  i fucked up.  ”

“  i just want to take it all back.  ”

“  i can’t sleep.  ”

“  can’t sleep?  ”

“  we should get a pet.  ”

“  if you have something to say, spit it out. ”

“  i’m allowed to be angry.  ”

“  she/he aint even that cute.  ”

“  just hold me.  ”

“  do you want me to go?  ”  

“  i just need time.  ”

“  i already made my decision, you’re not going to change that.  ”  

“  nothing you can say will surprise me.  ”

“  everyone leaves, eventually. either they move on or they die. they leave and i’m left behind.  ”

“  death is a part of life. i accepted that a long time ago.  ”

“  i don’t fear death. i fear anonymity.  ”

“  listen to me, please.  ”

“  i’m not even sure what to say to that.  ”

“  that should probably shock me, but honestly it doesn’t.  ”

“  am i supposed to care?  ”

“  i do care.  ”  

“  you make me happy.  ”

“  you look beautiful like this.  ”  

“  if this is your idea of fun, i don’t know what to say to you.  ”

“  it terrifies me.  ”

“  just let me show you how i feel.  ”

where’s the link OP?

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