“do You Have A Favourite Cold Open And, If So, Tell ME WhY”

sometimes i wonder how a writer would describe me if i were a character in a book

We drive the winding country road

Grab a scoop at A-la-mode 

And then we’re there.

(keep it going)

End of may or early June

This picture-perfect afternoon we shared

(continue the song)

Harry: We should sing our happy song.

Ron: We don't have a happy song.

Harry: We should have a happy song.

Ron: We will never have a happy song.

Harry: Not with that attitude

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Boo straight people

Reblog this and by the end of the month, I’ll give you a small art of a very very very chubby cat.

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How Tom really ended up in the toilet:

Ginny writing in her diary: Harry Potter is so dreamy! He said hi to me this morning!

Tom: and then?

Ginny: he headed off to class.

Tom: and then?

Ginny: I went to class too.

Tom: and then?

Ginny: and then I saw him in the hall later, we waved.

Tom: and then?

Ginny: and then nothing, nothing else happened

Tom: annnddd then?

Ginny: NOTHING

Tom: and then?!

Ginny: no, no more and then!

Tom: and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

Ginny: That's it! *shoves diary down toilet*

since you have read this post you will be told good news tonight. if you reblog this post your best week starts now. if you ignore this post your best week starts now. i just want you to have a good week

Me: I'm gonna stay up too late.

Also Me: *is watching a DEH bootleg while eating ice cream at 3am

“Dudley and I were chanting ‘McDonalds! McDonalds! McDonalds!’ and Uncle Vernon pulled in and ordered one black coffee for himself and left”

“You have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair” - Harry to Voldy

Idea: Harry Potter but it’s narrated by John Mulaney.

“Harry kept all of his emotions in his chest. And one day he will die.”