3. You Know Your Only Gonna Wake Up With No Bones In The Mornin

the only thing you shouldnt touch if its on the ground is butterflies, the oils on your hand can damage the protective layer on their wings!

Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.

If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.

If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.

Can we just think about how jk Rowling literally took the idea from Cursed Child from this scene... literally... the cHILD OF VOLDEMORT WITH BELLATRIX LE FUCKING STRANGE

NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH

discuss

ok but it’s a popsicle. that’s not even one of the options they give.

tag yourself i’m freezie

Love without Sex

I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.

how’s everyone doin tonight i just broke tumblr

i keep the amulet to have something to blame when things go wrong

You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

I just saw this today and…