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things that have happened at work today:

-a man paid for the tables next to him’s meal

-a man gave me a $25 dollar tip on top of his $50 dollar bill

-i swept the same area 11 times.

-i spilled ranch on my hand at least twice

-i carried 9 cups in 2 hands

-three grown men ordered fruit punch and honey barbecue wings

-a young child flung himself off the booth because ketchup touched a piece of chicken on his plate. after he dipped one in ketchup

-6 old men came in and ordered they’re usual. i have never seen these men before. apparently they go there every day for lunch. i have worked here for almost a week.

-apparently my boss feeds the crows. today a very large one came and sat next to my car staring me in the eyes

CALL OUT POST

so I made a comment about @chelseperetti ‘s voice and she fucking blocked me. like wow. what a bitch someone call her out

Peter Parker: *disintegrates*

The frog that was in his mouth:

I’m Shrek

Let me explain.  

After researching the meaning of my name, I have decided to adopt a talking donkey and live in a run down hut in a swamp.

My first name Jamie means “To overthrow” in Hebrew.

My last name Horton means “mudtown” in olde English.

My name literally means to take over a swamp.  

I am Shrek.  Fear me.

Also my middle name means to be devoted to Bacchus.  They are frickin white grapes.  They are green like my inner spirit.  

x

if i ever opened up to you i was joking

Virgo, Ravenclaw, Falsettos

rb with your zodiac sign, hogwarts house, and favorite broadway musical

i’m curious to see

Delicious fun for the whole family! Or just one person!

it was so fun there, theres a giant ferris wheel on the roof and its like 10$ a ticket and you can do all the floors

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

the clips!!! this makes me so happy!!!

This is everything.