Scorpius: I Guess I'm Just Too Tough To Cry.

try to beat this

I HATE how tumblr brings up your old tags as you’re typing a new tag because I really don’t!! Want to remember!!! Some of the things I’ve said on this godforsaken site!!!!

umm harry wouldnt have the kids, and a lot of the things that happened wouldnt its called murphy’s law; but like in all honesty yeah it could work

You know if Albus and Scorpius had just Time Traveled back to Voldemort’s birth, they could’ve saved hundreds of lives. Like name one downside to killing baby Voldy. Potters live, the Fallen Fifty live, Harry isn’t an orphan, Teddy isn’t an orphan, no war, nothin.

why buy the cow? - John Mulaney

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do you take constructive criticism?

Pee

Lily, I have had a crush on you since I was a first year, will you go to Hogsmeade with me?

Lily: “Bugger off, Potter.”

i think it’s really important to know everyone’s favourite colour idk why some people left that in primary school

this does not have nearly enough notes

served 2 deployments in the thumb war. I can still hear the counting

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Harry: We should sing our happy song.

Ron: We don't have a happy song.

Harry: We should have a happy song.

Ron: We will never have a happy song.

Harry: Not with that attitude