Why Buy The Cow? - John Mulaney

SAMEEEE

Another example of the trackers TRACKER

Hey! Instead of supporting these rlly bad ppl who can bring harm to autistic people (will link proof below)! 

How about you buy autistic friendly clothes n stuff that can do u no harm from an actual autistic persons store @elsinore-snores !

Store Link

Proof of the gps on their FAQ

hahahaha… amateurs

My favorite thing to do before executing a risky maneuver is to loudly proclaim to anyone nearby that "I'm young, I'm fantastic, and I'm never gonna die". This is firstly to pump myself up, secondly because if I succeed I'll be proven right in front of an audience, and thirdly because it is the funniest possible thing to say immediately before being horrifically mangled in a completely dumbfuck sort of way

Isn’t it funny how everyone is like background characters in other people’s stories. Except me of course because I’m sexy and important. But like, all of you guys

also for anyone not aware, especially with people not wanting to vaccinate pets, the ONLY way to test for rabies in animals (pre-symptomatic) is to cut off their head and send the brain stem in for testing.

sorry if i’m being a party pooper but because rabies is apparently the new joke on here ??? please remember that rabies has an almost 100% fatality rate after symptoms develop so if you’re bitten or scratched by an animal that you aren’t 100% sure is vaccinated then GO TO A DOCTOR. it’s not a joke. really. 

stacey’s dad ♪

is getting really sad ♪

NEW VIDEO: “It’s Time For a Career Change…” - after almost 11 years on YouTube… I decided it might be time to switch things up. Reblog for a follow!

Reblog if you utterly and without hesitation support gay rights

It’ll mean a lot to my friend, who’s having a tough time with bullies lately.

we are the daughters of the bajas you couldnt blast...