hellaverse multimuse // highly selective & mutuals only // penned by zen
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catfish sentence starters
“you are a shameful citizen!”
“can someone be fucking honest?”
“what you see is what you get.”
“i never said nothing is my fault.”
“you look so gross right now.”
“my granny’s computer was garbage.”
“we were kind of soulmates.”
“i’m not gonna’ go anywhere anymore.”
“then why the fuck are we here?”
“this is just something i do.”
“that’s you taking care of your business.”
“it’s one of those questions of ‘what if?’.”
“okay. wow. that’s funny.”
“you’re not gonna’ shake my hand?”
“this is gonna’ be fun.”
“i love both of them.”
“i don’t really care anymore.”
“i’m really impressed with how you handled this.”
“you’re literally fishing.”
*sarcastic clapping*
“have you ever heard of destiny before?”
“what kind of money?”
“you guys know each other, clearly.”
“wait, timeout. i don’t do that.”
“you’re making me look like a fucking asshole.”
“wow okay, i guess that’s the end of it.”
“he was dead for a couple of days.”
“i just kinda’ wanna’ disappear from the world for a couple of days.”
“like, 100%.”
“so i’m just a story for you?”
“i’m a fucking guinea pig.”
“a lot has transpired!”
“let me stop you for a second.”
“it said so on facebook, so i believe it.”
“good morning, handsome!”
“but are you in love with me?”
“can i change my relationship status on facebook?”
“wait, no no no.”
“thank you, you’re dismissed.”
“you don’t have the qualifications! you do not have the jurisdiction.”
“me me me me me me me!”
“you did the bunny rabbit and you hopped your ass in there.”
“and you didn’t wanna’ believe it!”
“you really did love me?”
“okay, that’s your opinion.”
“well that’s very unfortunate.”
“that’s not very becoming for a lady.”
“at some point, you need to take a fucking hint.”
“this is kinda’ embarrassing for me.”
“i don’t get it.”
Vox is VERY old, but he is learning.
didn't get much done tonight bc i got distracted by discord rp lmao
i'll try again tomorrow~
Couldn't find a passphrase on your rules page, so just letting you know I read it. ^_^
@welcometohxll
Hey there! I don't have a password or code or anything in my rules. I also don't send them in myself. I trust that my followers will read my rules or at least skim them, but thank you for letting me know. :)
@welcometohxll
&. 𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐬 (𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬?) 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.
( various dialogue prompts to send to your worst enemy (affectionate). feel free to change how you seem fit. )
❛ oh great, it's you again. ❜
❛ you? kill me? that's funny. ❜
❛ for being someone you hate, i'm sure on your mind a lot. ❜
❛ you're the last person i wanted to see, actually. ❜
❛ do us both a favor. stay away from me. ❜
❛ you really are an asshole, you know that? ❜
❛ i'm the asshole? what does that make you then? ❜
❛ sometimes i think you must hate me. ❜
❛ i thought you said you never wanted to see me again. ❜
❛ if you want me to go, then you have to tell me to leave. ❜
❛ well, someone's cranky today. ❜
❛ well, someone needs to shut the fuck up. ❜
❛ just stay out of my way. ❜
❛ of all the idiots in the world, i'm stuck with you. ❜
❛ what is it you want this time? ❜
❛ sometimes i wonder if you're in love with me. ❜
❛ do you honestly think this is easy for me? ❜
❛ why would i ever want to be friends with you? ❜
❛ can we please just talk? ❜
❛ there is nothing for us to talk about. ❜
❛ you can yell at me later. just let me help you. ❜
❛ touch me, and you're dead. ❜
❛ oh, so now you care? ❜
❛ there is something deeply wrong with you. ❜
❛ i know i'm the last person you probably want to see, but... ❜
❛ you don't think we could be friends, do you? ❜
❛ i'm tired of fighting against you. ❜
❛ don't pretend you give a shit about me. ❜
❛ you're an idiot, but... i trust you. ❜
❛ oh, don't be cute. ❜
❛ wait, did you just say that i'm cute? ❜
❛ we're not good for each other. ❜
❛ if i say yes, will you shut up? ❜
❛ don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? ❜
❛ maybe we should kiss just to break the tension. ❜
❛ i'm sorry i can't turn off my feelings as easily as you. ❜
❛ maybe there's a universe out there where we're friends. ❜
❛ how can you be so smart yet so dumb at the same time? ❜
❛ don't think this changes anything between us. ❜
❛ you look ridiculous in that outfit, by the way. ❜
❛ if you die, i'll kill you. ❜
❛ is that a challenge? ❜
❛ ah, so you're not heartless after all. ❜
❛ i don't think i've ever seen you smile. ❜
❛ you never cared about me, so why now? ❜
❛ why didn't you kill me when you had the chance? ❜
❛ i don't even remember why we started fighting. ❜
❛ i don't have time for distractions right now. ❜
❛ you're not as bad as everyone says you are. ❜
❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜
He eagerly reaches for one only for his hands to pass right through it. He scowls and immediately tries to flip the plate out of Adam's hand only to fail at that too.
"Real funny, dickhead," he grouses in annoyance.
"BBQ ribs. Here, try one!"
"Fuck yeah, what you got?"
"Hey, hey you, wanna try these? They fucking DELICIOUS." He says as he's not actually there but as a hologram.
He cupped a hand around the side of his head. "What's that Moxx? You want met to turn it up?"
Without waiting for the other to respond he proceeds to amp up the volume to the max it can go.
"Uh sir?" Moxxie came up to Blitz. "That music is kinda loud, don't you think, sir?"
A soft snort escaped him at the visual. "That does sound entertaining. I wouldn't mind seeing that myself someday."
❝ perhaps. you ever see a sinner's face when they realize they're picking a fight with the devil? hilarious. ❞
Heavy metal music played in the background as he sang and, headbanged along
"Nipple juice on my asshole...!"
"Is that from personal experience, your highness?" Husk asked with a raised eyebrow of doubt.
❝ self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys. ❞
Send me ✍️ + a muse, and I’ll try my hand at writing as them
prompts for emotionally stunted idiots
because my friends muses need therapy. will they get it? absolutely not.
AVOIDING THE TERRIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN:
“ yeah i’m pissed off but i’d rather not talk about it. that’s why you’re the one i came to. ”
“ i’m not looking for a friend. i’m looking for someone just as angry as i am. ”
“ i’m not good at caring about people’s shit on purpose. ”
“ i’m not gonna ask if ‘you’re okay’ cause that’s fuckin’ annoying. you wanna get the hell out of here and do something? ”
“ i don’t wanna talk about it. you got a beer? ”
“ upset? why would i be upset? ”
“ so you wanna go find something to break? ”
“ hey you want me to kill that guy for you? ”
“ i just need to get this shit done. and i trust you to help me do that. ”
“ you’re hot. and i’m bored. ”
“ can we just have some meaningless sex we can both pretend didn’t happen tomorrow morning? ”
“ i can think of at least a dozen people that need killing. or a light beating. will that cheer you up? ”
“ i’ve a got job and i think you’d be the perfect fit. so you in? ”
“ yeah i don’t do the whole crying thing. give me something to stab and i’ll be good in a day or two. ”
“ i banged it out and now i feel great. next question. ”
“ if i think about it, i get angry. and i don’t know where that anger stops. so i’d rather not start at all. ”
VARIOUS SENTENCES WITH ABSOLUTELY NO DEPTH U COWARDS:
“ if you’re gonna stay here you can’t be sober so either take the fruity beer or the shitty wine or let me be vibe in peace. ”
“ how much insect essence do you think are in every square inch of chocolate? like just how many cockroach guts have i consumed with my hershey’s? ”
“ you should’ve seen the look on their face. it’s been so long since i’ve made someone that fuckin’ angry it was great. ”
“ i have this neighbor who keeps playing driver’s license at 10 a.m. every morning and i’m starting to question if it’s a sixteen year old getting over a breakup or a 36 year old trying to reclaim their childhood. at this point the mystery is the only thing keeping me going. ”
“ do i trust you? absolutely not. next question. ”
“ if i don’t get a nap in the next hour i’ll probably murder someone. ”
“ you’re getting that look in your eyes like you’re about to ask me what’s wrong so i’m gonna save us both the awkwardness of finding an excuse to leave and just go now. ”
“ i’m here to raid your fridge cause my date went really bad and all i’ve had is lukewarm water and breadsticks. ”
“ i’m making a fake tinder profile to see how gullible guys are, wanna help? ”
“ hey i got something for you look! ” *holds up middle finger*
U MIGHT GET PUNCHED:
“ why are you really here? ”
“ i’m not leaving until you tell me what the fuck is going on. ”
“ you can’t solve every problem with your fists. ”
“ i’m not here to talk about me. what the hell is going on with you? ”
“ you think i don’t notice but i do. i can tell something’s wrong. ”
“ i can see beneath your smile. ”
“ why won’t you just tell me the truth? ”
“ what are you hiding? and don’t you dare try to lie to me. ”
“ what the hell did you do? ”
“ so are we gonna talk about it or are we gonna pretend nothing’s wrong here? ”
Send me an AU idea you have for my muse and I’ll give you my headcanons and/or thoughts about it
Be as basic or detailed as you’d like!
Anonymously tell me what you want to see happen to my muse.
BLOOD RELATED PROMPTS
requested by my bestie
WORDS:
“ is that your blood? ”
“ woah— hold up you’re bleeding. ”
“ your bandages— you’re bleeding through them. ”
“ shit, i think i pulled my stitches. ”
“ i’ll make them bleed for this. ”
“ a little blood never never hurt anyone. ”
“ why the fuck is there blood on the carpet? ”
“ your nose is bleeding. ”
“ you can make me bleed all you want, i’ll never scream for you. ”
“ you don’t understand, i had to do it. i had to kill them. ”
“ stop fussing— this isn’t my blood. ”
“ i did what was necessary. ”
“ why are you bleeding? what happened? ”
“ who hurt you? why is there blood all over you? ”
“ i think you’ll look quite pretty when you bleed. ”
“ who did you kill? whose blood is that? ”
“ i’m not usually a sadistic sort of person, but i will take pleasure in spilling your blood. ”
“ i don’t actually enjoy killing. it’s messy. the blood gets everywhere. it’s just necessary sometimes. ”
“ it looked kind of beautiful in a fucked up sort of way. blood on snow. the kind of thing you usually only see in stories. ”
“ i can’t get it off— i can still feel it on me! ”
“ just calm down. breathe. i’ll take care of this. ”
“ hold still— you’ve got blood on your face. ”
“ why is there blood on your knife? ”
“ oh, it’s just a little bit of blood. don’t nutsack out. ”
“ i’m going to drain every ounce of your blood. nice and slow. like you deserve. ”
“ i’ll kill anyone who ever makes you bleed again. ”
“ your/their blood is just too pretty to keep inside. ”
“ there’s something fascinating about blood. it’s captivating. ”
“ blood of the covenant is thicker than water of the womb. ”
“ you made me bleed on my shirt— i fucking loved this shirt! ”
“ leave me alone, it’s shark week and i got blood on my sheets. ”
“ should i be concerned about why there’s blood in the sink? ”
“ do i ask questions or do i just help you clean up all this blood? ”
ACTIONS:
[ ALONE ] for sender to show up on receiver’s doorstep covered in blood.
[ ARRIVE ] for receiver to show up on sender’s doorstep covered in blood.
[ CLEANSE ] for sender to find receiver trying to clean blood off themselves.
[ DISCOVER ] for receiver to find sender trying to clean blood off themselves.
[ AID ] for sender to help receiver clean blood off themselves.
[ ERASE ] for receiver to help sender clean blood off themselves.
[ ESCAPE ] for sender to find receiver after they’ve killed someone.
[ SEEN ] for receiver to find sender after they’ve killed someone.
[ HELP ] for sender to clean up the aftermath of receiver’s crime.
[ ACCEPT ] for receiver to clean up the aftermath of sender’s crime.
[ FOUND ] for sender to discover receiver covered in blood.
[ EXPOSE ] for receiver to discover sender covered in blood.
[ ATTACK ] for sender to stab or shoot receiver.
[ WOUNDED ] for receiver to stab or shoot sender.
[ BROKE ] for sender to punch receiver hard enough their nose bleeds.
[ INJURE ] for receiver to punch sender hard enough their nose bleeds.
[ WITNESS ] for sender to see receiver get hurt enough to bleed.
[ WATCH ] for receiver to see sender get hurt enough to bleed.
[ RETALIATE ] for sender to make receiver’s attacker bleed.
[ DEFEND ] for receiver to make sender’s attacker bleed.
[ SURVIVE ] for sender to realize receiver is bleeding after getting through a fight.
[ FABRIC ] for receiver to realize sender is bleeding after getting through a fight.
stuck at work but if anyone wants to plot my ims are open 👀
had a busy weekend but i'll be around tomorrow after work to answer asks and whatnot
Send a ❦ if you’d consider shipping our muses.
I love you like a rotten dog, I love you like my canines are falling out of my gums, Like a monster, like a beast Like something not worth loving back.
Fuck.
He'd been trying to sneak in and out without anyone knowing he had even been there but apparently he was more off his game than he realized.
"Ah, yeah, I know...I came to pick something up I left the last time I was here..." he trailed off into an awkward silence, inwardly wincing at the situation.
┊ @helluvahotpot. / ❤'d for Octavia.
'....My dad isn't here at the moment, come back later when I am out of the house.'
"Now that's what I like to hear. Make that a double for me."
"You look like I need a drink..."
lurking on mobile while at work
if anyone wants to plot or talk about muses my ike are open
send “you okay?” to find my muse sitting alone on a roof at night.
— 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐒𝐓-𝐘 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
"I know I should leave, but I can't stay away from you."
"Why did you have to hurt me like this? Don't you know how much I love you?"
"I wish I could go back in time and change everything. Maybe then we wouldn't be here."
"I hate you for making me feel this way. I hate myself even more for letting you."
"I know I shouldn't love you, but I do. And that terrifies me more than anything."
"You've broken my heart too many times. I can't keep forgiving you."
"I wish I could hate you, but every time I look at you, all I feel is love."
"I don't know if I can ever trust you again. You've shattered everything we had."
"I can't help the way I feel about you, even though I know it's wrong."
"Why did fate have to bring us together, only to tear us apart?"
"I never wanted to fall in love with you, but now I can't imagine my life without you."
"You're the only one who can make me feel alive, even though you're also the one who's destroying me."
"I know I should let you go, but I can't bear the thought of living without you."
"You've made me question everything I thought I knew about love."
"I never thought I could love someone so much, only to have that love ripped away from me."
"I wish you could see how much you're hurting me. But you're too blinded by your own pain."
"Why did you have to choose them over me? Wasn't I enough?"
"I thought our love was unbreakable. I never realized how fragile it really was."
"You're the only one who's ever truly understood me. And now you're gone."
"I hate how much I still love you, even after all the pain you've caused me."
"I know we can never be together, but I can't help hoping for a different ending."
"You're the one who's always on my mind, even when I try to forget you."
"Every time I close my eyes, I see your face. And it hurts more than anything."
"I wish I could turn back time and fix everything, but I know it's too late for us."
"You're the one who's always had a hold on my heart, even when I tried to push you away."
"I never thought I could love someone so deeply, only to have that love thrown back in my face."
"You're the only one who's ever been able to see the real me."
"I thought we had something special, something that could withstand anything. But I was wrong."
"I know I'm not perfect, but I didn't deserve to be treated the way you treated me."
"Why did you have to come into my life and turn it upside down? Why did I let you?"
"I keep telling myself that I don't need you, but every time I try to move on, I fall apart."
"I never thought I could feel so much pain from loving someone. But you proved me wrong."
"I can't believe I ever thought you were the one for me. I was so naïve."
"I wish I could erase you from my memory, but I know that's impossible."
"You're the only one who's ever been able to make me feel this alive. And that's why it hurts so much."
"I thought we had a chance at something great. But I was foolish to believe that."
"You're the one who's always been able to break down my walls. And that's why this all hurts so much."
"I wish I could tell you how much you mean to me. But I know it wouldn't change anything."
"You're the one who's always been able to make me smile, even in the darkest of times."
"I never thought I could feel so betrayed by someone I loved so much."
"You're the only one who's ever been able to make me feel complete. And now I'm shattered."
"I wish I could forget you. But every time I try, I'm reminded of everything we had."
"I never thought I could be so lost without you. But here I am, trying to pick up the pieces."