"Well, I Can't Say No To The King Of Hell Now, Can I? Tell Me When And Where, Boss Man."

"Oh, sweetie, some of them like it when you do that."

"I have the spray bottle when this sinday comes back around."

              🔪🔪🔪 ƦƲԼЄƧ & MƲƧЄ ԼƖƧƬ 🔪🔪🔪

☠☠☠ independent multimuse rp blog for helluva boss and hazbin hotel muses. mutuals only and highly selective. 21+ blog. MDNI. ☠☠☠

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☠ affiliated with: @hazbintales & @helldrip

"What am I supposed to do with this? Shove it up someone's ass??"

He has a wagon behind him filled with rubber ducks. "Hey, you! Here's a lucky duck for you!" He shoves a rubber duck in the other's hands.

@helldrip wanted a little deer man

Voxtek Enterprises.

The garish building wasn't one Alastor would normally deign to step foot into, but the Vees were causing issues for Charlie and the hotel (and by extension- him) and well, that just wouldn't do. He was here to solve these issues before they became a bigger nuisance to him.

His steps make a light clacking sound on the tile as he walks across the large lobby, peering around with the usual sharp-toothed smile on his face taking in every detail of the interior of the large building.

Overcompensating much, Vox? he thinks to himself as he takes in the large building, a small hum off amusement accompany the thought. Oh, how he hopes he has a chance to make the comment to the other sinner in person. Vox's reactions to his jabs were always delightful.

He's almost to the front desk when a figure catches his eye. Not the one he was looking for, per se, but one that would work just as well for what he needed.

"Velvette, dear!" he calls out, arms opening wide as he approaches her, then stops abruptly a few feet away from her, cane making a tiny clicking sound as it hits the floor between his feet. He leans forward, hovering over her, broad smile still in place.

"Could I bother you for a moment, hm?"

got my pinned post officially up! tomorrow i shall work on moving my drafts and inbox asks from my other blog to here~

I can't put in words how self serving this is but honestly- who else is volunteering to be the owner of that third glass? 🙋‍♀️

Couldn't find a passphrase on your rules page, so just letting you know I read it. ^_^

@welcometohxll

Hey there! I don't have a password or code or anything in my rules. I also don't send them in myself. I trust that my followers will read my rules or at least skim them, but thank you for letting me know. :)

@welcometohxll

okay, gonna dust this blog off and try to get back into it.

like this post if you want to plot with any of my muses and i'll hop into your IMs ~!

@hazbintales

So- Hazbin twt released this clip a while back to introduce Lucifer- and Im like 110% sure they know what they are doing 🧎‍♂️✨

Angel's probably in for a surprise tho...

&. 𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐬 (𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬?) 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  various  dialogue  prompts  to  send  to  your  worst  enemy  (affectionate).  feel  free  to  change  how  you  seem  fit.  )

❛ oh great, it's you again. ❜

❛ you? kill me? that's funny. ❜

❛ for being someone you hate, i'm sure on your mind a lot. ❜

❛ you're the last person i wanted to see, actually. ❜

❛ do us both a favor. stay away from me. ❜

❛ you really are an asshole, you know that? ❜

❛ i'm the asshole? what does that make you then? ❜

❛ sometimes i think you must hate me. ❜

❛ i thought you said you never wanted to see me again. ❜

❛ if you want me to go, then you have to tell me to leave. ❜

❛ well, someone's cranky today. ❜

❛ well, someone needs to shut the fuck up. ❜

❛ just stay out of my way. ❜

❛ of all the idiots in the world, i'm stuck with you. ❜

❛ what is it you want this time? ❜

❛ sometimes i wonder if you're in love with me. ❜

❛ do you honestly think this is easy for me? ❜

❛ why would i ever want to be friends with you? ❜

❛ can we please just talk? ❜

❛ there is nothing for us to talk about. ❜

❛ you can yell at me later. just let me help you. ❜

❛ touch me, and you're dead. ❜

❛ oh, so now you care? ❜

❛ there is something deeply wrong with you. ❜

❛ i know i'm the last person you probably want to see, but... ❜

❛ you don't think we could be friends, do you? ❜

❛ i'm tired of fighting against you. ❜

❛ don't pretend you give a shit about me. ❜

❛ you're an idiot, but... i trust you. ❜

❛ oh, don't be cute. ❜

❛ wait, did you just say that i'm cute? ❜

❛ we're not good for each other. ❜

❛ if i say yes, will you shut up? ❜

❛ don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? ❜

❛ maybe we should kiss just to break the tension. ❜

❛ i'm sorry i can't turn off my feelings as easily as you. ❜

❛ maybe there's a universe out there where we're friends. ❜

❛ how can you be so smart yet so dumb at the same time? ❜

❛ don't think this changes anything between us. ❜

❛ you look ridiculous in that outfit, by the way. ❜

❛ if you die, i'll kill you. ❜

❛ is that a challenge? ❜

❛ ah, so you're not heartless after all. ❜

❛ i don't think i've ever seen you smile. ❜

❛ you never cared about me, so why now? ❜

❛ why didn't you kill me when you had the chance? ❜

❛ i don't even remember why we started fighting. ❜

❛ i don't have time for distractions right now. ❜

❛ you're not as bad as everyone says you are. ❜

❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜