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underrated potential cat+dog friendship

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Couldn't find a passphrase on your rules page, so just letting you know I read it. ^_^

@welcometohxll

Hey there! I don't have a password or code or anything in my rules. I also don't send them in myself. I trust that my followers will read my rules or at least skim them, but thank you for letting me know. :)

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"Fuck yeah, what you got?"

"Hey, hey you, wanna try these? They fucking DELICIOUS." He says as he's not actually there but as a hologram.

#𝑷𝑹𝑰𝑫𝑬𝑺𝑼𝑵𝑮. ⸻  independent and private Lucifer Morningstar of Hazbin Hotel. est April 2024. as adored by Zayne. *

me: *jokes about adding alastor to my blog*

ghost & zayne: do it coward

me: *crying while I put on my squeaky shoes and a red nose*

Independent, Private, & selective multimuse blog for Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel Written and loved by Alyssa

CARRD || MEMES

🐝  *  ―  𝑺𝑷𝑰𝑹𝑰𝑻𝑬𝑫 𝑨𝑾𝑨𝒀 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.

❛  we'll just have to make do.  ❜ ❛  come on, it'll be fun.  ❜ ❛  wait, where are we going?  ❜ ❛  you can't be here. go now!  ❜ ❛  it's just a dream, a stupid dream.  ❜ ❛  don't be afraid. i'm a friend.  ❜ ❛  i can't stand up. what should i do?  ❜ ❛  now listen, i'l tell you what to do. if you stay here, they'll find you. i'll distract them while you get away.  ❜ ❛  you have no choice if you want to survive here ... and save your parents, too.  ❜ ❛  why do i need a weakling like you?  ❜ ❛  trembling, aren't you? still, i'm impressed you made it this far.  ❜ ❛  what a pain. you're gonna pay for this.  ❜ ❛  keep your wits about you. if you need anything, ask me.  ❜ ❛  hey, are you okay? don't fall apart on me.  ❜ ❛  listen to me. i'll promise i'll save you.  ❜ ❛  what did you expect after all that rain?  ❜ ❛  i'm gonna get there someday. i'll get out of here for sure.  ❜ ❛  i was just coming to wake you up, look!  ❜ ❛  what should i do? he'll die!  ❜ ❛  what's so funny? wipe off that smile.  ❜ ❛  don't do anything stupid until i get down there.  ❜ ❛  you see, someone i really care about is badly hurt. i've got to go right now.  ❜ ❛  this is our little secret. if you tell anyone ... i'll do the same to you.  ❜ ❛  what are you going to do? he needs help.  ❜ ❛  becoming a sorcerer's apprentice is dangerous business.  ❜ ❛  well, getting there is one thing. getting back's the problem.  ❜ ❛  [name], i promise i'll be back. please don't die.  ❜ ❛  don't you understand? it's love.  ❜ ❛  what took you so long? this is a total disaster!  ❜ ❛  what do you want? you can tell me.  ❜ ❛  what, you're still alive?  ❜ ❛  you still don't see it? she's played a trick on you.  ❜ ❛  since when do you talk that way?  ❜ ❛  you held this, and nothing happened to you?  ❜ ❛  i'd like to help you, but there's nothing i can do. it's one of our rules here.  ❜ ❛  but can't you even give me a hint?  ❜ ❛  everything that happens stays inside you ... even if you can't remember it.  ❜ ❛  see? you have a talent for this.  ❜ ❛  [name], i no longer blame you for what you did. but be sure to protect this girl.  ❜ ❛  will we meet again somewhere?  ❜

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@hazbintales said: ❛ just stay out of my way. ❜ ( striker to blitz)

He squares up his shoulders, standing at his full height, even if Striker still towered over him. He wasn't intimidated by him.

"OR maybe you stay out of my way. Ever think of that, asshole," he said, poking the cowboy in the chest with a sharp finger.

Yeah, he hated when Nifty touched him because she did shit like THIS when he was least expecting it. He yelled and reached over his shoulder to grab her and pull her away from his shoulder.

"Nifty, what the hell is wrong with you!?" he demanded holding her out by the nape of her dress and shaking her.

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Niffty wrapped her arms around Husk, knowing he wasn't a fan of her touching him, but that didn't stop her as she climbed on top of him and bite down on his shoulder.