underrated potential cat+dog friendship
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whoops sorry for disappearing
i impulsively decided to make blitzo a single-muse blog but then i lost track of that and just forgot to come back π
but i'm back now~ gonna try to get some asks done and maybe look at my drafts π
(Β variousΒ dialogueΒ promptsΒ toΒ sendΒ toΒ yourΒ worstΒ enemyΒ (affectionate).Β feelΒ freeΒ toΒ changeΒ howΒ youΒ seemΒ fit.Β )
β oh great, it's you again. β
β you? kill me? that's funny. β
β for being someone you hate, i'm sure on your mind a lot. β
β you're the last person i wanted to see, actually. β
β do us both a favor. stay away from me. β
β you really are an asshole, you know that? β
β i'm the asshole? what does that make you then? β
β sometimes i think you must hate me. β
β i thought you said you never wanted to see me again. β
β if you want me to go, then you have to tell me to leave. β
β well, someone's cranky today. β
β well, someone needs to shut the fuck up. β
β just stay out of my way. β
β of all the idiots in the world, i'm stuck with you. β
β what is it you want this time? β
β sometimes i wonder if you're in love with me. β
β do you honestly think this is easy for me? β
β why would i ever want to be friends with you? β
β can we please just talk? β
β there is nothing for us to talk about. β
β you can yell at me later. just let me help you. β
β touch me, and you're dead. β
β oh, so now you care? β
β there is something deeply wrong with you. β
β i know i'm the last person you probably want to see, but... β
β you don't think we could be friends, do you? β
β i'm tired of fighting against you. β
β don't pretend you give a shit about me. β
β you're an idiot, but... i trust you. β
β oh, don't be cute. β
β wait, did you just say that i'm cute? β
β we're not good for each other. β
β if i say yes, will you shut up? β
β don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? β
β maybe we should kiss just to break the tension. β
β i'm sorry i can't turn off my feelings as easily as you. β
β maybe there's a universe out there where we're friends. β
β how can you be so smart yet so dumb at the same time? β
β don't think this changes anything between us. β
β you look ridiculous in that outfit, by the way. β
β if you die, i'll kill you. β
β is that a challenge? β
β ah, so you're not heartless after all. β
β i don't think i've ever seen you smile. β
β you never cared about me, so why now? β
β why didn't you kill me when you had the chance? β
β i don't even remember why we started fighting. β
β i don't have time for distractions right now. β
β you're not as bad as everyone says you are. β
β enemies make the best lovers, you know. β
"Oh, sweetie, some of them like it when you do that."
"I have the spray bottle when this sinday comes back around."
Heavy metal music played in the background as he sang and, headbanged along
"Nipple juice on my asshole...!"
Fuck.
He'd been trying to sneak in and out without anyone knowing he had even been there but apparently he was more off his game than he realized.
"Ah, yeah, I know...I came to pick something up I left the last time I was here..." he trailed off into an awkward silence, inwardly wincing at the situation.
β @helluvahotpot. / β€'d for Octavia.
'....My dad isn't here at the moment, come back later when I am out of the house.'
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β am i not good enough? β Β
β youβve been so quiet. whatβs on your mind? β Β
β why did you help me? β Β
β who do you fight for? β Β
β why do you hate me? β Β
β have you come to laugh at me in my miserable state? β Β
β youβre not dating anyone, are you? β Β
β iβve got your back, okay? β Β
β where do you think youβre going? β Β
β how long have i been asleep? β Β
β are you going to kill me? β Β
β why canβt i come with you? β Β
β we all have secrets, donβt we? β Β
β did you want to be alone? β Β
β why should i trust you? β Β
β wait. did you hear that? β Β
β promise me? β Β
β why are you talking like weβll never see each other again? β Β
β do you remember anything at all? β Β
β what? no witty remark? nothing clever to say? β Β
β you wanna know what your problem is? β Β
β may i have this dance? β Β
β can i askβ¦ what happened? β Β
β how many people have you killed? how many? β Β
β do you ever hear yourself? β Β
β would you run away with me? β Β
β could you be happy here with me? β Β
β you canβt or you wonβt? β Β
β you slept with them, didnβt you? β Β
β well, how do i look? β Β
β after all youβve done how can i possibly trust you? β Β
β why canβt you let me in? what are you so afraid of? β Β
β what did they do to you? β Β
β so whyβs it so important anyway? β Β
β where have you been? β Β
β why are you looking at me like that? β Β
β why did you come? β Β
β what are you doing out here by yourself? β Β
β isβ¦ that my shirt youβre wearing? β Β
β youβ¦ donβt like me very much, do you? β Β
β why does it always have to be a fight with you? β
β why canβt you look me in the eye? β Β
β can you forgive me? β Β
β what if i never see you again? β Β
β you were going to leave without saying goodbye? β Β
β how about a little midnight snack? β Β
β are youβ¦ smelling me? β Β
β how did you get this scar? β Β
β what do you want in exchange for it? β Β
β what did you want to tell me? β Β
ind . zestial account , mutuals only , as written by jack .
about. rules. mains list.
I can't put in words how self serving this is but honestly- who else is volunteering to be the owner of that third glass? πββοΈ
hellaverse multimuse // highly selective & mutuals only // penned by zen
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