half-beast-bastard:
“Arak, eh?” He asked. He made a loud, but brief, whistle, and a man in fine attire rushed over, looking up at Sett with wide eyes, only to meet Sett’s specialty grin, showing off his devastatingly sharp fangs.
“Get the girl a glass of Arak, halved.” He ordered, “And get me a Bilgewater Blood Rum.”
The man nodded and rushed off, and he turned his attention to Taliyah once again.
“Now, tell me… Why Ionia? Why come so far from your homeland?” He wouldn’t lie.. even he got curious about the few people who proved themselves to be exceptionally different.
Taliyah stayed unwavering through the loud whistle , more interested on what this guy was up to . Most hardly give her a second glance if she was in Ionian fashion , which she is , so what’s his deal ? Is Sett as curious as her ?
As the man walked off , Taliyah gave him a quick “ Thank you ” before responding to The Boss .
“ Simple . My master is here . I traveled quite a bit to find someone to teach me when I was sixteen , and I finally found a man who could do it . Yes , he may be a drunk , but he was the best I had . Shurima’s needs separated us , and I left to fight the corrupted ascended , Xerath . However , I’m still not all that stable . ”
Her hazel eyes glanced from side to side before standing on her tip toes , a mischievous glint in her eyes . “ Keep it between you and me , but the emperor Azir looks more like a glorified chicken than a leader . ” She whispered playfully .
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It wasn’t like this was the safest place in the world--In fact, quite the opposite, unless someone had Sett’s heavy hand resting upon their shoulder, and he wanted to make sure they were safe. Then even Jarvan Lightshield the Fourth, with his closest confidant and bodyguard beside him wouldn’t be half as safe as the one beside the infamous Half-beast.
And as he set his hand on her shoulder, a heavy weight, but not crushing, she was put right on that list. Until he decided otherwise, at least.
“Eh, it’s not an Ionian thing. And don’t worry too much, doll. It’s more of an... acquired taste.” He grinned, leaning forward a bit, hunching to lessen the size difference, at least somewhat.
“Don’t worry ‘bout that. What’s a little scrap of a thing like you doing here? Get caught by the wrong person, and you’ll end up in the cart. Unless you have a trick up your sleeve...”
Continuation from x ♡ @iixesha
Taliyah blinked at the man before her , thoughts whirring . Wait . . . How come ? Biting the inside of her cheek , Taliyah took ahold of Ekko's arm .
After all , what's the use of personal space ?
" Why ? I mean , if you bite me , I'd turn into a vampire . So why isn't it the other way around ? " The girl's blue eyes shimmered with wonder , fingers tracing up one of his cold veins . " PG did it once , so why can't I do it again ? "
picks her up. proceeds to yeet her into the pool.
" Ekko , what the actual HECK are you doing ? ! I COULD'VE DROPPED MY CROISSANT ! " There , being held above the water , is a croissant .
Eyo! I know this isn't relating to Taliyah, but it's just a little heads up.
Just got two early birthday presents— and they're both HUGE sketchbooks! Because of this, I may be posting more art. Maybe shitposting, but definitely some AU ideas. Traditional art is my favorite, after all ♡
"Why the hell does Kitai's cake taste like soap??"
" It does ? Maybe it's because of that one weird liquid I found . . . "
Taliyah: *makes a cake but mixes up the salt and sugar*
Her friends: *literally wondering how someone who looks cute could be so FUCKING stupid*
" Bitch , that's a nickname . And no , our future son's nickname will NOT be Ludacris . "
"Baby... Baby, I love you, but you CANNOT name the child."
" I let you name the first one, you PROMISED you'd let me name the second one, dammit. "
" But you want to name him Ludacris . . . Baby , there are some boundaries . "
"Baby... Baby, I love you, but you CANNOT name the child."
" I let you name the first one, you PROMISED you'd let me name the second one, dammit. "
@iixesha started ♡ "death doesn't come to someone like me very easily,"
Taliyah paused her eating , Ekko's dramatic words filling her ears . Since when was he here ? The woman look up , wiping some spaghetti sauce from her face .
" Ekko ? When did you get here . . ? . . . Want some spaghetti ? " Taliyah smiled nervously , patting to the spot next to her on the ground . " Ya know I understand that , right ? "
Hey! So, my dash is super, duper dead, so I’d appreciate it if you guys could do me a REALLY big favor!!
taliyah: *holding a slightly creamy colored rock* this rock is mine. there are many like it, but this one is MINE.
*azir and taliyah stare at each other*
taliyah: *smacking azir across the face with said rock* BONK
yasuo: one time my daughter had a black eye, because she walked into a door and she’s stupid…
*audience laughs*
yasuo: yeah. and then, uh, we took her to ice cream, and everyone there was giving me like a dirty look. and then i realized, they think i hit her! and then she had a black eye and that’s why i’m taking her to ice cream.
yasuo: man, i just wanna say, fuck all of you, okay? she’s this big! *points at taliyah*
yasuo: you think if i hit her she’d have a black eye? man, she’d be fucking decimated! there’d be nothing there!
*audience laughs*
yasuo: look at this shit! i’d ruin her head with one punch! easily!
*audience laughs again*
yasuo: she has no defensive skills! she fucking sucks! you know, just smiling at me and then, PFF!
*audience laughs harder*
yasuo: there’d be just a…just a dent there like a fucking bomb went off!
Noxian Taliyah should be illegal
She's so much fun to draw
This has made it's way to my dash again, but this time I want to make it more interesting. Here is Noxian Taliyah's results.
𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕔𝕙 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕘𝕚𝕔 𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝔾𝕣𝕖𝕖𝕜 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦?
You are Medea from from The Argonautica by Apollonius and Medea by Euripides. You are ambitious, ruthless, and unforgiving in getting what you want, and unapologetic in your self-preservation. The truth is, you have let your romantic ideals get the better of you before, and time and time again you have had to relearn how to build up those walls and thorns that guard it. The only person who can protect you is yourself, and you have learned that the hard way. Sometimes stoking that fire of hate and anger in your heart hurts more than whatever you're fighting against.
Tagged by: stolen shamelessly~
Tagging: All my mutuals have done this. I think...
Hi, yes, an updated ship tier list
I ranked which champions I've seen on my dash and ex/current roleplays on all platforms(I'm also a little bias). Amino brought some nice Garen and Draven ones, which is why they're high on my list. Talon because.... Sharp. Dangerous. Tali likes dangerous
If I could add OCs, I would. There would be a lot more chicks in the higher categories ^^' I'm down for plotting some nice romance with anyone from the top three, just hit up my dms
Also, Gnar isn't supposed to be there >:0 naughty
Clinging onto something else ? What was Sett afraid of — a drunk gremlin hugging his leg ? The thought of that made Taliyah giggle quietly , a hand reaching up to rest an index finger on her lip . No , she won't do that . Sett looks scary .
" Little Pebble ? " She questioned with a grin . He definitely didn't look like someone who uses nicknames . . . Oh , wait . He goes by The Boss .
" Erm . . . I usually stick to wine or watered-down arak . I'm a light weight . . . But that shouldn't be a shock , given my size . " Her eyes then shot up to meet his own . What was his intentions ?
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@iixesha started ♡ ❝ you’ve taught me so much. let me teach you something. ❞
Taliyah was always interested in Ekko . Maybe it's because he's the vampire king , maybe because he's the son of the demon lord , or perhaps a mix of those two . Whatever the reason , the human was shocked .
Her ? Teach HIM ? ! Thoughts filled her mind , but the weapons in Taliyah's hands were set down . " I dunno , Ekko . I'm not all that great at using my brain . " Despite what was said , Tali hopped down the ladder in her house , happily sitting on the ground .
May the lesson commence !
Well , that wasn't expected . Taliyah blinked a bit before she responded .
" Well , I haven't had a drink for a while . Last time I did was with . . . General Swain ? " Ah , yes , drinks in Noxus . That was a long night , let me tell you that . The young adult smiled nervously , hands falling in her lap .
" The only problem is I get clingy . If you don't mind me holding your arm , then I see no issue . "
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“Just read this fucker and take it to court.”
“Tone down your depositions, A-hole.”
“He may be a buffoon and a fool, but by God he was innocent.”
*grumble grumble* “Sexist bastards.”
“I don’t want to come into work without teeth!”
“That asshole better stop fucking with my client or else I’m gonna…”
“There are only two pears left. I’m naming them Adam and Eve.”
“Organic seaweed? What the hell is organic seaweed?”
“You asking me fishing?… fuck YES I’m there!”
“When the weather gets hot, I just step out on my back porch and pour water over my head for an hour or two. Works every time.”
“He is an artist. Use of Comic Sans in legal documents is his creative outlet.”
“Throw some Wingdings on that shit.”
“What does a person have to do to get a fucking cob salad around here?”
“I’m trying to decide if I should go insane and body-pump or go home and sleep.”
“You can’t just ring a bell, un-ring it, and then ring it again.”
“We lost. We lost big time. But it’s okay. I’m good. It’s cool. I’ve got whiskey. I’m good.”
*applying lipstick to go to the gym* “What kind of a crazy woman wears lipstick to the gym??”
“Are you going to shut up and FISH today?”
“Do you know of any pet friendly cafes? I’m meeting an attorney tomorrow and he’ll have his non-service hunting dog along. Don’t ask why.”
“Publicly, I agree. Personally, I think it’s chickenshit.”
“Keto diet? Is that like for chemo? Ohmygod do you have cancer?!??”
“I don’t have a circle on mine. Where’s my circle?”
“Don’t judge my printouts. Paper is a renewable resource.”
“The stapler has been compromised.”
“You know that one case? The one with the person from the company whose doing some crazy stuff?”
“I wasn’t fishing. I was lawyer-ing. Much less exciting.”
“For a priest, he’s kind of an asshole.”
“Brownies and bourbon? Sounds like my kinda party!”
“I got a bottle of whiskey calling my name so I may not be back here tomorrow morning or ever.”
Taliyah couldn't help but let the smile turn mischievous . Oh , it was always hilarious , being thought as nothing but a little girl . In reality , she fought a rogue ascended one at the age of 16 , with little proper training .
Defending herself was always fun , but Taliyah doesn't want to boast .
" Sett ? Hm . . . Reminds me of Seth . My name is Taliyah ! You're big . And fluffy . " Once again , the Shuriman eyed him . Not for the heck of it , but to study him . A moment or two later , Taliyah smiled , offering her hand . He got her trust . For now .
" It's nice to meet you . "
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I saw this going around, so...
Taliyah: *mopping with the handle of a broom*
Her husband:
New semi selective Jinx rp blog
Taliyah's dialect changes with each language
In shuriman and common language, it's relaxed. She understands both well, so it's relaxed and regularly uses slang.
In Noxus and Demacia, she's less confident. The words are shaky, and her voice is softer. If Taliyah trips over a word or says something wrong, how is she supposed to know?
The languages in Bilgewater and Shadow Isles? Yeah, no, she struggles. Can't even say/understand a single sentence.
Ionia... now that's interesting. While she understands it, it's hard on her tongue. Due to that, her sentences seem stressed, shaky, and unsure. Taliyah understands barely any slang
Taliyah was always amazed by tall people . More specifically , their hands . Call it whatever you want , but it’s just so interesting . Hell , his palm could probably cover her whole face ! Yeah , her attention was split as he spoke .
Taliyah looked up suddenly , Sett’s face WAY closer than it just was . Wow , okay , personal space . Her hazel eyes studied him , silent for a moment or two . Was this a person she should trust ? After all , he did do a LOT of damage earlier . . . Oh , whatever . She can fend for herself .
To answer Sett’s question , Taliyah just smiled innocently . “ The arena is made of stone , by the look of it . I can protect myself . “ Taking a look around , the Shuriman just hummed . “ I wanted to know what people were talking about . You’re the Boss , no ? “
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Continuation from x ◇ @corvoimperiale
If that was supposed to be an insult , Taliyah didn't quite catch it . Her hands felt around her bag for a moment or two before pulling out a petoskey stone .
" Rocks are really neat . " With that said , she offered the stone to the general , shining a smile . Oh , to be a fool .
Mobile Xayah RP blog.
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Just a quick note
Taliyah next to someone who's 6'6
So if your character is taller than that... Please cover your tumtum or else she's gonna t o u c h