Yasuo: One Time My Daughter Had A Black Eye, Because She Walked Into A Door And She’s Stupid…

yasuo: one time my daughter had a black eye, because she walked into a door and she’s stupid…

*audience laughs*

yasuo: yeah. and then, uh, we took her to ice cream, and everyone there was giving me like a dirty look. and then i realized, they think i hit her! and then she had a black eye and that’s why i’m taking her to ice cream.

yasuo: man, i just wanna say, fuck all of you, okay? she’s this big! *points at taliyah*

yasuo: you think if i hit her she’d have a black eye? man, she’d be fucking decimated! there’d be nothing there!

*audience laughs*

yasuo: look at this shit! i’d ruin her head with one punch! easily!

*audience laughs again*

yasuo: she has no defensive skills! she fucking sucks! you know, just smiling at me and then, PFF!

*audience laughs harder*

yasuo: there’d be just a…just a dent there like a fucking bomb went off!

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7, 8, 42

Thank you for asking!!

7- Current main?

Right now, I'm maining Ahri, Xayah, and Sett! I love them to bits and pieces, and I hope I can reach m7 on Sett soon!

8- Odd pick fave?

Hmm... I don't really know what you mean, but I'll guess. Weirdest champ in a role? Well! I went Garen support with my friend, who was Fiora ADC! It was mostly for shits and giggles, so it wasn't that great, but that was one of my favorite calls... Taliyah support is also nice! I'm too scared to bring her to mid right now, since I've only played her twice before. I wanna be confident with my abilities.

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" We can go through this together . R-Right ? "


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Taliyah's dialect changes with each language

In shuriman and common language, it's relaxed. She understands both well, so it's relaxed and regularly uses slang.

In Noxus and Demacia, she's less confident. The words are shaky, and her voice is softer. If Taliyah trips over a word or says something wrong, how is she supposed to know?

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Ionia... now that's interesting. While she understands it, it's hard on her tongue. Due to that, her sentences seem stressed, shaky, and unsure. Taliyah understands barely any slang


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