Sahira slaps Taliyah. "GREETINGS, BATCH!!"
The now hurt Shuriman stared at the coyfox vastaya , cheek held by her right hand . " What was THAT for ? " Taliyah asked in an annoyed tone.
Acidic taste . . . And aesthetics . Was that all it took to win him over ? It made the young woman smile a bit at how ridiculous it was . Was that the same reason he likes pomegranate juice ?
" Really ? It sounds interesting . . . Is that the same reason you like pomegranate juice , sire ? "
Of course , she asked . It was a good thing to learn about those above you , correct ? At least he was kind enough to not suck her blood . Wait , no , he's not a vampire —
Gosh , even his words were elegant . It's fine to feel intimidated , right ? Doesn't matter . Either way , Taliyah is staring at him with amazement . The gaze was short lived , though , glancing away for courtesy(and whatever image she had left) .
" The only thing I've tried was Ionian green tea . What makes fine Noxian wine different from fine Ionian wine ? "
If Taliyah was a cat , curiosity would have killed her years ago .
> brand new fiddle blog looking for people to interact with. give this little fear demon some love? <3
Taliyah: *trying to peacefully drink tea*
@regina-tenebris @visionofnoxus @heredis-sanguinis : One of us, one of us, one of us, onE OF US-
I made an Adventure Time AU and I'm happy. Tali is Fionna, because reasons, Ekko is Marshall, and Ez is probably Prince Gumball. Kinda wanna expand the AU but it's three am and I'm binging Adventure Time
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Mun results:
Key words: intelligent, old soul, complex. You are an extremely thoughtful individual with a creative mind and loving heart. Being around you is like sinking into a warm bath. There's something truly wise about the advice you give others, and being in your presence leaves others feeling warm, reassured, and inspired. Compatible with: coffee, candle smoke, freshly baked bread.
Muse results:
Key words: refreshing, wit, humour. You are a relaxing person to be around and leave a positive impression on almost everybody you interact with! You're always sending the funniest memes in the groupchat and when you really like someone you can talk to them for hours on end. Compatible with: fresh linen, grass and rain, rosewater.
Tagged by: Stolen by @engineroars .
Tagging: @chronodriven , @eboyezreal , and whoever else! Don't be shy. I only bite sometimes.
“Just read this fucker and take it to court.”
“Tone down your depositions, A-hole.”
“He may be a buffoon and a fool, but by God he was innocent.”
*grumble grumble* “Sexist bastards.”
“I don’t want to come into work without teeth!”
“That asshole better stop fucking with my client or else I’m gonna…”
“There are only two pears left. I’m naming them Adam and Eve.”
“Organic seaweed? What the hell is organic seaweed?”
“You asking me fishing?… fuck YES I’m there!”
“When the weather gets hot, I just step out on my back porch and pour water over my head for an hour or two. Works every time.”
“He is an artist. Use of Comic Sans in legal documents is his creative outlet.”
“Throw some Wingdings on that shit.”
“What does a person have to do to get a fucking cob salad around here?”
“I’m trying to decide if I should go insane and body-pump or go home and sleep.”
“You can’t just ring a bell, un-ring it, and then ring it again.”
“We lost. We lost big time. But it’s okay. I’m good. It’s cool. I’ve got whiskey. I’m good.”
*applying lipstick to go to the gym* “What kind of a crazy woman wears lipstick to the gym??”
“Are you going to shut up and FISH today?”
“Do you know of any pet friendly cafes? I’m meeting an attorney tomorrow and he’ll have his non-service hunting dog along. Don’t ask why.”
“Publicly, I agree. Personally, I think it’s chickenshit.”
“Keto diet? Is that like for chemo? Ohmygod do you have cancer?!??”
“I don’t have a circle on mine. Where’s my circle?”
“Don’t judge my printouts. Paper is a renewable resource.”
“The stapler has been compromised.”
“You know that one case? The one with the person from the company whose doing some crazy stuff?”
“I wasn’t fishing. I was lawyer-ing. Much less exciting.”
“For a priest, he’s kind of an asshole.”
“Brownies and bourbon? Sounds like my kinda party!”
“I got a bottle of whiskey calling my name so I may not be back here tomorrow morning or ever.”
Taliyah's dialect changes with each language
In shuriman and common language, it's relaxed. She understands both well, so it's relaxed and regularly uses slang.
In Noxus and Demacia, she's less confident. The words are shaky, and her voice is softer. If Taliyah trips over a word or says something wrong, how is she supposed to know?
The languages in Bilgewater and Shadow Isles? Yeah, no, she struggles. Can't even say/understand a single sentence.
Ionia... now that's interesting. While she understands it, it's hard on her tongue. Due to that, her sentences seem stressed, shaky, and unsure. Taliyah understands barely any slang
yasuo: one time my daughter had a black eye, because she walked into a door and she’s stupid…
*audience laughs*
yasuo: yeah. and then, uh, we took her to ice cream, and everyone there was giving me like a dirty look. and then i realized, they think i hit her! and then she had a black eye and that’s why i’m taking her to ice cream.
yasuo: man, i just wanna say, fuck all of you, okay? she’s this big! *points at taliyah*
yasuo: you think if i hit her she’d have a black eye? man, she’d be fucking decimated! there’d be nothing there!
*audience laughs*
yasuo: look at this shit! i’d ruin her head with one punch! easily!
*audience laughs again*
yasuo: she has no defensive skills! she fucking sucks! you know, just smiling at me and then, PFF!
*audience laughs harder*
yasuo: there’d be just a…just a dent there like a fucking bomb went off!