Heart-dagger - Left Ventricle Perforator

That’s right.. MORE PORTAL AND ULTRAKILL

what is the point of a computer if it doesn't require elaborate rituals to use

IM LOSING MY MIND?? WHERE DID THE BREAD COME FROM. WHY IS IT SIDEWAYS. WHAT IS HAPPENING

the problem is that it would probably just become my main blog. but there’s some things i don’t want to subject my main account audience to

strongly considering making the unhinged sideblog at this point

whenever i hear someone use the phrase "giving head" i think of headpats and then get really disappointed when that isn't what they're talking about.

your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

Krux is something I find under a park bench sifting sadly through and empty bag of crisps and I take him home

some of the kindest people you’ll ever meet are blogging about blood and guts at 10 in the morning

a suit is one of the sluttiest things a girl can wear

it’s really funny when tumblr mechposting is tagged with lancer or armored core or whatever. like i don’t think this is an existing setting anymore, you don’t need the pretense to write toxic pilot-handler yuri