Krux Is Something I Find Under A Park Bench Sifting Sadly Through And Empty Bag Of Crisps And I Take

for those who are unaware, this account is actually operated by a plural system. we don’t differentiate our posts for the appearance of having a consistent online identity and also, as i’ve been told, “because it’s funny to make them guess who they’re talking to like a game of consciousness roulette”

Reblog if its ok for your moots to stalk your blog and interact with everything you've posted.

who up being #parasocial tonight

i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

using the biggest knife in the kitchen to butter toast

it turns out dogs were right this whole time: barking multiple times in sequence is way more fun than just once

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

happy werewolf transgenderism wednesday

If you say you’ve never bought clothes influenced by a fictional character youre lying

it’s really funny when tumblr mechposting is tagged with lancer or armored core or whatever. like i don’t think this is an existing setting anymore, you don’t need the pretense to write toxic pilot-handler yuri