Experiencing The Shocking Realization That Dog Treats Taste Good Actually

whenever i hear someone use the phrase "giving head" i think of headpats and then get really disappointed when that isn't what they're talking about.

evolution dysphoria

inspired by a friend misspeaking

the cyberpunk 2077 devs did not need to make the washed-up-musician-turned-terrorist-turned-sentient-brain-tumor nearly as hot as he is but i am so glad that they did

somehow cyberpunk has inflicted the stealth archer curse on me more than skyrim ever did

Krux is something I find under a park bench sifting sadly through and empty bag of crisps and I take him home

Don't forget to tell all the tall submissive trans girls they're very cute today.

every time i see colored text on tumblr my first question is “is this the caption for someone’s art or am i about to read a strangely well written short story about someone’s hyper specific kink?”