[ 📲 ] Yeah, We Were Drunk.

Theresa Harris makes her (uncredited) film debut performing “Daddy Won’t You Please Come Home” in Thunderbolt (1929)

would you rather have a rewind button for your life or be able to read minds?

Read minds like Professor X. I would start bringing things up that pop into people’s heads before they say something

Bringing Up Baby 1938 | dir. Howard Hawks

punk, mox, harley

Marry Harley because she would be a cute personal cheerleader, Have some fun with Punk, and I would Kill Moxley for the reason that we would both go down fighting until one of us eventually succumbs and dies.

Everyone is so small-minded.. Let’s start looking for Women over 40 🤤 I am accepting applications for MILFS OVER 40!!

When you’re all settled in we should make plans ❤️ The weather in Florida must be so nice right now, I’m a bit jealous 🤭

hold your applause — I have finally learned my way around this app. My ass is bruised, how is everyone else?

if you could fight anyone at the party, who would it be?

@bredbyhardtimes for the title of America's Ass.

I was hoping to fall asleep on a couch or something, but I woke up in the grass with a chicken on my head and my hand in my pants

Woke up to a chicken standing on my head. That’s new.

[ 📲 ] I’m not picking up your hairballs this time around.

[ 📲 ] Do we need anything else before I’m home?

@hcllywoodending

{sms ; toni} hey. you got a minute?

hold your applause — I have finally learned my way around this app. My ass is bruised, how is everyone else?