Great Googily Moogily… What A Big Lady..

Yes, that was the most important part of my entrance. I needed everyone to know

hold your applause — I have finally learned my way around this app. My ass is bruised, how is everyone else?

Joan Crawford

im having issues sending asks . sorry if things send multiple times

𝒃𝒐𝒓𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒓𝒂𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒅 𝒐𝒏 𝒂𝒏 𝒎𝒈𝒎 𝒍𝒐𝒕 … <3

A house with a guest room… In Vegas ?!?

The way I’ve been in Vegas for over a week now and the tea is still hot back home … I just need to tell someone because OOOOH BOY.

So, my roommate got invited back to this couple’s (M/F) house after going out to do fun things, right? Good for her, chase your bliss, queen. It was like 3am-4am that both my roommate and the husband woke up wanting to go again … to which the wife said “I’m good but y’all go have fun.”

To which they did, my roommate and the husband, just them two … in the guest room down the hall.

The way my trust issues would just — 💀 Props to that wife, I aim to be that secure about ANYTHING in my life.

Ohh um… You can bring a friend! I don’t know if you accidentally asked anyone 🥲 My head is spinny

If you bring me a fancy beer, I can show you my fun party trick where I mix beer and whiskey and get a headache.

Yes 🙃 I woke up because the feathers made me sneeze

Woke up to a chicken standing on my head. That’s new.

Vampira on The George Gobel Show (1955)

punk, mox, harley

Marry Harley because she would be a cute personal cheerleader, Have some fun with Punk, and I would Kill Moxley for the reason that we would both go down fighting until one of us eventually succumbs and dies.

Follow me around Vegas, I will lead you to all the showgirls. Just don’t be upset if they like me more than you 🤭 We will create a big feather-y army.

What are everyone’s Mania plans? I was thinking of getting a hotel and giving a lot of money to showgirls and boys wearing nothing but feathers 🦚