THE BABY

“Hunter… is that a baby?”

I need more soft quiet moments between Bruce and Damian

Damian newly coming to the Manor and not understanding the "rules" and "punishments" in the Manor.

Damian: Grandfather said I'm not to cry

Bruce:That is because Ra's Al Ghul is incapable of human emotion

Bruce: Your Ten

Bruce: You can cry if you feel like it

The original sound: https://www.tiktok.com/@mysticfalls_ae/video/7354226640009858305?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7475933631807112735

I have never watched Vampire Diaries

This was a thing from youtube on D&D with this and a all seeing demon(?)

Jason: Hey so as my stalker exactly how much of my life have you seen? Tim, reviewing his most recent pictures: Are you asking because last week you tripped on your own shoelaces in the hallway and fell on your face? Jason: oh..so you saw that... Tim, trying to be nice: ....no

I do not read alot (or any) of Omegaverse (because it makes no sence to me) but...

What is Bruce was strong like this and then his kids show up and it is like his face is GLOWING with happyness.

Bruce being an unapprochable Omega

His Kids come through the doors and he looks like night and day with how happy he looks it gives people wiplash with how fast the change happend.

*Next part is PLATONIC no batsecit here*

It does not matter if they are young but I also find it funny if it was Jason the walking brickwall that came up to Bruce and is like "Mama or Papa or Dad Mother" whatever you think it should be and kisses Bruce on the forhead and Bruce is beaming because "Oh his baby is here."

(I understand some people it is werid for kids to kiss their parents on the forhead or cheak but it is not for me in my culture)

Omegaverse AU. The annual Gotham Matchmaking Event was in full swing. Bruce Wayne, towering over the alphas and omegas around him, moved through the room with an unapproachable aura. The whispers followed him, just like they always did.

"Wayne’s so assertive. Doesn’t act like an omega at all," someone muttered.

"He should stop pretending to be above his station," another added with a laugh.

Bruce pretended not to hear them, his jaw tightening as he positioned himself near the door for an easy exit. If not for the fact that these matchmaking events were mandatory for all unmated omegas of age, he would have refused the invitation outright.

A new arrival caught his attention. The man’s tanned skin and wavy hair stood out, he didn’t seem to be from Gotham. His name tag read "Kal."

Bruce watched the foreigner as he mingled with the other guests. Kal’s alpha status was obvious, but unlike most alphas, he radiated warmth and charm. People naturally gravitated toward him, drawn to his approachable demeanor. The double standards grated on Bruce more than he cared to admit.

Until Kal’s gaze found his.

The alpha froze, wide-eyed as he stared at Bruce. Bruce glared at the shorter man. It usually kept alphas at bay.

No such luck. Kal approached him anyway.

"Have you heard of Kryptonian queens?" Kal asked.

Bruce blinked, caught off guard by the question. "What?"

"In Kryptonian legends, queens were the biggest, strongest omegas in the colony. They either earned the title by winning dominance battles or left to establish new colonies on distant outposts," Kal said, his voice filled with awe. "You’re like a legend brought to life."

Bruce’s guarded expression faltered. Despite the absurdity of the alpha’s words, there was something in his tone—genuine respect—that made him pause.

And Bruce found himself listening.

Fanfic Needed

I like the idea of Good dad Bruce Wayne going and fighting Bad dad Bruce Wayne and taking Bad dad Bruce's kids.

(If there is a fic like this please Tell me)

I laught so hard when I learned it is not a made up idea but a real panel. I fully believe that there is someone in the DC universe that found out Bruce is Batman and because Bruce did this no one believes them.

bruce wayne maintains a presence on all conspiracy theory boards with the screen name BruceWayneIsTheBatman and all his posts have titles like “BRUCE WAINE IS BAT-MAN INDISPUTABLE PROOF” and it’s just a picture of Bruce Wayne from the back next to a picture of Batman from behind and they both have the contours of their butt drawn on in a shitty MSPaint red line (note: Bruce is in a suit and Batman has a cape, neither of their butts are clearly discernible) and the quote “THE BUTTS MATCH!!! THE FACTS DON’T LIE!!!!!” and he makes at least three of these posts a day, and “Bruce Wayne is the Batman” becomes a meme a la “Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer” and he gets asked about it on a talk show and he laughs uproariously at the idea and Stephen Colbert just HAPPENS to have a batman mask under the desk and they do a bit together where Bruce Wayne puts on the mask and walks around saying things like “excuse me, bank robbers, can I perhaps offer you some money to stop you robbing this bank?” and “I say, cease and desist your criminal behavior or I’ll have my butler ask you to leave” and the audience is LOSING THEIR MINDS laughing at the idea of this pampered rich guy taking on the Joker on a bi-weekly basis and then anyone who suggests “Bruce Wayne is Batman” in earnest gets met with mocking “oh man do the butts match” comments

I hc that Bruce randomly drops lore about his life before he became Batman.

The Justice League, The Titians, young Justice and all other superhero groups are at the watch tower no one knows that Batfamily even execets even Wally only knows Dick is Nightwing and Bruce is Batman ONLY. But Bruce is under the assumtion that they know his identaity becuase it has been over a century they have to know right?

Training in separate groups and there is a break with everyone on couches talking

Batman starts speaking and everyone stops what they are doing: This remindes me of Nick.

Superman: Who is Nick, Batman

Oh I never did mention him did I? By Nick I mean Saint Nikolus or Santa

EVreyone: SANTA?!?!?!

Yes? How else was I supposed to learn how to sneak around Superman?

Wait! I thoungh you said that you trained under *List of assassion supervillians that get worse with every name*?!?!?

WHAT?

I did but Saint Nickolus was the best at stealth

The people of the younger side (-Tim): I thought Santa was make beleive?

Batman confused:N-

Red Hood & all the other batkids (-Tim): SANTA IS REAL??! WHY DID YOU NOT TELL US DAD?!?!

Everyone:DAD?!?!

Wally: I DID NOT KNOW YOU HAD A CRIME LORD AND HERO SIBLINGS?!?!

Nightwing: Did you think they did nothing when we went out ?

Wally: YES

Everyone: You knew!

Wally: I knew that Batman was Nightwings dad nothing more.

Barry: You did not think to let me know?!?!

Wally: Oh sure and get killed by Batman!

Superboy 1: Why are you not surprised by any of this Red Robin?

Red Robin: I killed Santa

What!

Red Robin: BUT he is ok now!

( I'm pretty sure he doesn't get revived but for this he's revived)

I would finnish but it is Mid-night and I want to go to bed

Bruce and Jason fix that I can remember the name of

So the fix is that Bruce got hit with a truth serum that kind of just makes Bruce say the first thing that come to mind. So Jason still convinced that Bruce hates him asks Bruce what he thinks of him. Bruce answers like this: (be warned I do not remember how it went exactly)

Jason: What do you think of me?!

Bruce: Baby

Jason convinced that Bruce that some how found a way around the serum: What about Dick?!?!

Bruce: Acrobat Baby

Jason: Tim

Bruce: Tech Baby ( or smart baby)

Jason: Steph

Bruce: Purple Baby

Jason ,getting annoyed: How about Duke

Bruce: Light Baby

Jason: Damian!

Bruce: Staby baby

Jason: Cass?

Bruce: Ballerina baby

And I find it funny and love that in Bruce’s mind they are all baby just baby (thought I do think that Jason is “Book baby” not just baby). It is adorable and I there are other fluff fic like this I want them please. Thank you and have a lovely rest of your night/morning/evening.