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What if ?

Do you think Jason if given the chance to go back in time before his death he would try to adopt Tim. Like his past self is out the Manor then he goes back in time (in his past body). While Bruce is panicking because "Oh no his (small baby) son is gone." Jason is like "Hey you know what is a good idea? To go and essentially kidnap (is it kidnapping if he is your brother?) my (future) baby brother!!"

Know Bruce is standing there trying to understand why his son ran away to kidnap their neighbor's kid and insisting he should adopt him?

And how is he going to explain to Dick that Jason adopted ( for him) another kid???

Jason is for sure going to get the rest of his siblings but one at a time.

(Know how is Jason going to convince Bruce to take him to the middle east without being suspicious and where could Cass be?)

Alfred/Thomas Wayne/Martha Wayne

On Ao3 NO ACCOUNT NEEDED

Lovers & Gifts

TrashyPandas (BlueJayFan)

Summary:

"Wait," Alfred interrupted, fork halfway to his mouth. "Are you offering me a job or... a relationship?" "Both!" Martha chimed in, her dazzling smile almost making him choke on his foie gras. "We’d love for you to be our butler and our partner."

I need more soft quiet moments between Bruce and Damian

Damian newly coming to the Manor and not understanding the "rules" and "punishments" in the Manor.

Damian: Grandfather said I'm not to cry

Bruce:That is because Ra's Al Ghul is incapable of human emotion

Bruce: Your Ten

Bruce: You can cry if you feel like it

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What if Bruce went on the whole training thing but decided that he would not be Batman maybe because he adopted Dick or thought it would be a bad idea and then got all his kids. But they do not know that their dad has this kind of training and they become vigilanties on their own. He could know or he could not know. Maybe he finds out after and decided not to tell them he knows. Maybe he do or does not know and sometimes goes out as Batman on rare occasions and he is more of a myth then anything. Maybe he becomes the Mayor stopping the crimes and criminals while also using Wayne interprises to fund building projects and funding the prison so criminals STAY in prison.

Picture this Tim finds out Dick is Robin like originally and thinks that Bruce is Batman. But Tim confronts Dick and Dick tells him that Bruce is not Batman and that he is only a civilian and has no idea of what Dick is doing.

Damian coming on to the scene and the Batkids find out about Bruce's training from Talia telling them why/how Damian was made because that is their loving father who would not hurt a fly and is scared of bats. What do you mean he's a brilliant detective of course he's smart but he's not a detective and he certainly has not been trained?

Or maybe Damian is confused but after seeing how Bruce treats his adopted "siblings" maybe mother ment he has a strong heart and he desideds that he will protect his father with his life because he has too soft of a heart to be able to survive Gotham of all places..right?

Jason coming back to life but instead of hating Bruce he misses him because it's his dad. He could not do anything he is a civilian he was in Gotham sleeping when Jason died and did not know what happand till later.

He is their dad that while he is a bit emotionally constipated sure.But was always there for them he read them Bedtime Stories, he held them when they had nightmares,never pushing them to tell him what they were about, he was always there for their compatitions, games, gymnastic lessons,art shows,writing,school plays and the first to be at the photograghy award ceramonys, always apologizing if he missed any or even if he was a little late.

This is a really good video for other ideas:

Art based off this fic where Hunter discovers another grimwalker made by Belos after watching and waiting

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Fanfic week part 1/?

This week: Jason fanfic's

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I want to start by saying yes I am aware of what canon Jason is like but canon is my playpen and I am an unruly toddler

Hallucinating "Dead" Jason

Reality or Hallucinations; As Long As You're Here With Me by: KazeshiniSora 8 parts not finished talk of dead people/death (Jason) and implied rape (Dick)

Harder Than You Think (Telling Dreams From One Another) by: JaylaFireGal

Undead and Ghost by: llillilholillill

Recertification by: queenjean

Baby Jason

Batman: World's Best Jungle Gym by: misskitka

Dirty colors by: Oddball03 (alternete meeting)

Batman's Bat by: Samantha_Mark (poor Betsy she was a good bat 😭)

Red Hoods Idiot Co-workers/Employes

No Cops at Pride, Only Red Hood by: Xenia12

It begins.. (in a good way) by: Skelly_712

The Red Hood Gang by: Skelly_712

The Red Hood Monologue by: Chilli_W (The books!! Not the books!!)

(Call me Red Hood because I am book obsessed)

I just like the idea that in the same universe they are Besties

I want Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne a casual besties that at galas will flirt with each other (platonicly) while they wife's or husbands (Depending on the ships) are a few feet away talking to each other because it would confuse so many people. Like are you cheating orrrr?

(Because everyone has fake flited with their Bestie)

The Billionare, playboy, fathers of kids:

Tiny Stank and Brucie Wayne

Question: What is you favriote ships for Bruce and favorie ships for Tony? (Crossover included but say from where they are from) (poly ships too)

I am still waiting, Hishe…

Kal: Bruce, there you are — what in the world?

Bruce: Hey Kal.

Kal: Who are all these kids?!

Bruce: My Bat Family. I’m a dad now.

Kal: Since when?!

Bruce: Since 1940. Try to keep up.

Kal: I thought it was just the one! Hi, Nightwing.

Dick: Hi Superman! Yeah, I have siblings now.

Kal: And how’s that working out?

Dick: Most of us have died at least once.

Kal: …What?

Bruce: Hey Kal, check it out. This one’s super smart, and we have matching coffee mugs.

Tim: :)

Bruce: This one…

Cass: …

Bruce: Actually, this one scares me. And this one glows in the dark! Heheh!

Duke: :D

Kal: I can see that…

Damian: Father, I’m hungry. When are we having dinner?

Bruce: How many criminals have you caught today?

Damian: *holds up three villains* Is this sufficient?

Bruce: Eh, it’s good enough. Here. *tosses him a tofu hotdog, like just the dog part* Keep working on it. Three more and you get the bun.

Kal: *horrified silence*

Dick: Hmph! When I was Robin, I could catch at least five criminals before dinner.

Tim: Oh my gosh, Dick, no one cares!

Jason: No one cares about anything in this stinkin’ family. Where were you all when I died, huh?!

Everyone: *groan*

Damian: Quit being such a drama queen, Todd! It’s not like losing your life is the end of the world!

Tim: Yeah!

Damian: You shut up. The only thing you’ve ever lost is your spleen.

Duke: And his parents.

Everyone except Damian: *parental trauma* AH!

Bruce: I told you never to mention that!

Kal: I can’t believe what I’m watching… Does Alfred know about this?!

Bruce: Yeah, totally, he’s cool with it.

Kal: *narrowing his eyes* I have a very hard time believing that.

Bruce: Well, he works for me, so shut up.

Kal: What about Catwoman?! Does Catwoman know about this?!

Bruce: *nervous* Um… well…

Damian: *suspicious* Who’s Catwoman?

Bruce: *very nervous* No one.

Dick: Oh, he is so dating Catwoman!

Tim: Why didn’t you tell us?!

Jason: What if we don’t want a step-mom, huh?!

Bruce: Woah, hold on now —

Duke: Look, you’re upsetting Batgirl!

Cass: …

Bruce: Alright, that’s enough! We’re not gonna talk about this anymore! Because —

Everyone: *annoyed* — you’re Batman!

Bruce: No! Because I said so! …And also, yes, because I’m Batman! Cause Batman says so!

Kal: *smirking* More like because you’re Bat-Dad.

Bruce: >:(

Kal: And hey, where’s Barbara? I thought she was Batgirl?

Bruce: *nervous* She was…

Kal: …Bruce, what did you do?

Dick: Oh, don’t worry, Superman, Barbara’s fine.

Kal: Oh, thank goodness.

Jason: She’s just paralysed from the waste down.

Kal: Bruce!

Bruce: It wasn’t my fault! She’s not even technicially my kid!

Kal: Bruce…

Bruce: Oh, don’t you “Bruce” me. I’ll “Bruce” you… “Bruce” you in the face.

Kal: Okay, that’s it, you are not allowed to find any more sidekicks starting right now!

Bruce: *holding up Harper* What about this one?

Kal: No!

Bruce: *holding up Spoiler* This one still has a parent — I can just be a mentor.

Kal: No!

Bruce: Well, gee, Kal, what am I supposed to do with all the orphans in Gotham, then, huh?!

Kal: Do you hear yourself right now?

Bruce: I have a system, Kal!

Kal: That’s it! There’s only way to solve this!

*Superman grabs Batman, and they fly off*

*Batman then appears on the couch in Therapist Spider-Man’s office from Across the Spider-Verse*

Therapist Spider-Man: Would you say you carry any trauma from your childhood?

Batman: *leans over* Do I have a story for you.