Peter Parker Calling Thor “mr. Thor” Reblog If U Agree

I love them. #irondad 😊 Merry Christmas. 🎁🎄

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Concept: The Avengers doing a body positivity ad in which they all show off their various disabilities/ scars/ imperfections. Tony gets a close-up shot of all the scars on his chest. Steve showing the stretch-marks that were caused by the serum and never really went away. Bucky stands tall without his prosthetic on. Clint signs in ASL over at the camera. Natasha shows off the ugly scar that runs straight up her spine. Bruce just stands there in his underwear, showing off his love handles and his lovely round tummy and smiling like a sunbeam. Thor takes off his eyepatch and then winks with his one good eye. They all stand next to one another, laughing, completely comfortable. The slogan of the ad says ‘no one is perfect- not even a superhero’.

OH NO HE'S HOT

I have a lot of questions-

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Papa Tony (◕‿◕✿)

Which is better: a Dog WITH a Backpack or a Dog IN a Backpack

hc, the avengers/starks at pride?

•  It’s probably Peter who suggests all the Avengers go to pride, and as soon as he brings it up to Tony, Tony definitely becomes a starry-eyed, excited father at the prospect. Like, he probably wishes his father was more supportive in anything he did, so having Peter open up to him about an event he’s really excited about would make his paternal instincts THRIVE.

Peter, shyly approaching Tony: So, you know how it’s June?

Tony: Yeah...?

Peter: And, um, June is pride month.

Tony: Mhm...

Peter: I was wondering, if, umm, maybe we could all, ya know, go to some pride events together—

Tony, immediately lighting up: YES OF COURSE, DO YOU WANT ME TO BUY YOU MERCH? WHAT BUSINESSES SHOULD I SUPPORT?? DO YOU WANT ME TO DESIGN YOU A SPECIAL PRIDE SPIDERMAN SUIT???

Peter, tearing up: Yes, please, Mr. Stark...

•  EVERYONE gets a special pride themed suit. They all get different flags to inspire their suits, too! They’re not all rainbow! Bi, pan, lesbian, trans, ace, any color scheme they can think of, they get! 

•  Tony goes ALL OUT with the suits. I mean turn-his-blasters-into-confetti-cannons level of extra, here. He helps Peter make his web shooters fire pride colored webs. Steve gets a cape that’s a pride flag. It doesn’t do anything special, but it looks tacky, so Tony puts it on the suit anyway. Just to piss Steve off. I mean, what’s he gonna do?? Take it off and disappoint Peter?? AS IF. 

•  And pride becomes a mandatory event for ALL the Avengers. There will be no, “But I’m cis and heterosexual—” Tony WILL throw hands. You are supporting his spiderson; you don’t get a say. Not that it’s much of a problem because anyone who sees how thrilled Peter gets at the support couldn’t possibly turn him down in good conscience. And I mean ANYONE. Nick Fury couldn’t withstand those puppy eyes.

Fury: Look, I’m sorry, Stark. I have an important meeting that day. I support all of you, but I—

Peter, spotting Tony and Fury: Oh, Director Fury!! Mr. Stark told me you were gonna come, too!! I was so surprised!! But thank you so, so much; it means so much to me that even the highest members of our little team support me :) !! I’m used to higher-ups hating people being open about LGBT+ stuff, is all.

Fury: Ah...

Peter: Yeah, like at school they don’t let us talk about stuff like that. Apparently the existence of LGBT+ people is too “controversial.” It’s really dehumanizing. I’m so glad it’s not like that here though!! I’m happy the Avengers can be a safe space!!

Fury, sweating: Ahah...

Peter: Anyway, I’m gonna go work on my rainbow web shooters!! Bye!! Thanks again!

Fury: ...I’ll cancel that meeting.

Tony: Yeah, that’s what I thought.

•  Tony’s support would be so over the top it might border on overbearing. Like, when a parent is SUPER supportive, to the point that anytime they see ANYTHING rainbow in a store (pride related or not), they buy it. And then, like, they give it to you with that >:3 look on their face. “Ah?? AH??? DO YOU LIKE IT??? GET IT???? ‘CUZ IT’S RAINBOW?????” That’s definitely Tony. Once again, he’s compensating for not getting the same support from his own father figure. 

•  Also, Tony would totally pull strings to get prominent LGBT+ singers to perform at pride. Like, all of Peter’s faves. He would never admit to being the one to convince them, though.

•  And, obviously, the Avengers would make sure no assholes hurt people at pride. They see a Trump flag in the distance and all of the Avengers just

•  No one tries to pull ANY shit that June.

SO CUTE

Tom Holland visiting a hospital in Los Angeles as Spider-man.

Hello, my wonderful citizens. If you would be so inclined, I am in desperate need of your support, and if you can muster you following and in return, I shall face my subjects on the morrow of weekends start (Saturday). Till then, my friends farewell

- The Blue Marionette