OH NO HE'S HOT

Hey do any of you guys play ponytown and/or willing to rp with me there

This could save lives so I thought I’d share!

Tony: Have you ever been to an animal hospital?

Peter: No

Peter: [imagining a bunny wearing a stethoscope] But I want to…

A Few Heart Attacks

The battle was treacherous.

The team was fighting a group of psycho wizard like aliens. They were hideous creatures, the color tar and mud, small, beady eyes, and though they were shaped similarly to humans, they chose to crawl on all four limbs at incredible speeds.

The beasts were faster, more dangerous, and far more powerful than they had thought. 

And imagine Tony’s pure terror when Peter swung into the battle (all the way from his school) webbing up a monster and greeting him with a chirpy, “Hey, Mr. Stark!!”

“Peter!! No, Pete, get out of here now. It’s too dangerous!!”

“Mr. Staaark, you worry too much!!” Peter cried, dodging an alien blast.

“Peter, get out of here! We don’t even know what these things do!!” he shouted urgently, blasting a creatures leg off. Get Peter away- make sure he’s safe.

“Get out of here, Peter!! It’s not safe!!” 

“But Mr. Sta- whoa!!”

Nonononono. He spun violently around, searching for the small red and blue figure. 

Only to see Peter get hit in the chest with a blast of red-orange light, going limp and falling to the pavement.

“NO!!” he screamed. “No, Peter!!”

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They’re ALL dad-friends now, will you look at that….

Side-Swaps:

Anxiety - Creativity - Logic - ^Morality^ - Deceit - Intrusive Thoughts

listen i KNOW nobody asked for this but... sanders sides penguin of madagascar au

OKAY OKAY HEAR ME OUT

roman as skipper, logan as kowalski, patton as private, remus as rico. they fit suprisingly well and i don’t know wh y

also uh they look nice in tuxes so shhhh

peter: hi, mr. barnes sir, uh,, i have a question about your metal arm

bucky: no, it cannot turn into a gun-

peter: can i put some magnets on it?

bucky: ??? sure???

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tony: barnes why do you have cat stickers on your arm

bucky: they are hello kitty magnets and they are perfect

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peter: [sees steves shield] … [puts hello kitty magnets on the shield]

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steve: why are there magents on my shield?!

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peter: hello mr. thor!

thor: hello, baby spider!

peter: [sputters in confusion] okay-?

peter: uh, can i put a magnet on mew-mew?

thor: her name is mjolnir, but yes! you may put magnets on her

peter: [sticks hello kitty magnet on mjolnir]

I love them. #irondad 😊 Merry Christmas. 🎁🎄

Don’t tag as a ship or i can’t be held responsible for my actions 😡

Which is better: a Dog WITH a Backpack or a Dog IN a Backpack