My Attempt At Nero

D2 Victor birthdays with explanations if I can manage them.

Adessa- 22nd November. I honestly think she's a winter baby, she just seems like one. One of the oldest in her year, but unfortunately for her she was the littlest in her year as well. A Sagittarius with fire as her element, which contradicts her icy nature but oh well.

Calli- 31st October. Definitely a halloween baby- it's time to get freaky!- no idea if halloween is a thing in Panem, but either way she would throw the best halloween parties, complete with scandalous costumes. A Scorpio, which is neat because Scorpios display honesty with harshness, which Calli sort of does.

Nero- 22nd January. This is really just an excuse to have a D2 victor with my birthday. An Aquarius like me

Misha- 1st April. It's Misha and the day of pranks, enough said. She is an Aries and like an Aries is creative and imaginative.

Devon- 16th April. Quite close to Misha's birthday. Also an Aries.

Petra- 27th July. She is a Leo and a sun sign. I thought it'd be neat since her hair red! July hot! So sort of fire symbolism? And she has a quick, fiery temper so it all sort of ties in. It makes sense to me okay!?

Emory- 13th August. Emory like Petra is a Leo. Leo's are known for their drive, ambition and honesty, all of which I think are qualities Emory reflects. She tries her best in everything and doesn't give up.

Ronan- 25th December. He is a Capricorn and ambitious like Capicorns are said to be. He strives to improve the centre and makes deals with the president and such without overstepping his boundaries in order to help his district.

Enobaria- 24th October. She is a Scorpio. Scorpios apparently hold grudges a long time, and Bari just seems like the sort of person who'd do that. Holding a grudge against Lyme for being Nero's other Victor!

Claudius- 11th Febuary. He is an Aqaurius. Cause I wanted another Aqaurius Victor.

Snow: I have no friends.

Ronan: Then what am I to you?

Snow: A headache.

Odin: Oh, so i'm not aloud to have any opinions?

Adessa: No, you can have your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

My attempts at Misha

I’ve got two of her since I couldn’t settle on one image!

Bunch of incorrect quotes because it's friday and I'm currently releasing an incredible amount of serotonin.

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Brutus: You killed him.

Petra: *shrugs* He died of natural causes.

Emory: *looks at the corpse* Knife to the neck.

Brutus: I thought you said he died of natural causes.

Petra: There's nothing more natural than dying from a knife to the neck.

Devon: *nods* Yeah, what would be unnatural is if he survived.

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Callista: Never forget; being 'overdressed' is a concept made up by the people who don't want you to look better than them.

Nero: You're literally wearing an expensive wedding gown covered with blood right now.

Nero: Calli, we are at Lina's funeral.

Callista: And??? It's great metaphor.

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Lyme: What's that?

Claudius: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's privte information through a letter.

Lyme, looking over Claudius' shoulder" This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

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Adessa, at 3 am, in the village group chat: Apparently a blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately three and a half feet, making it the second largest asshole on the planet--just behind the Victors who stepped on my rose bushes yet again.

Iris:

Odin:

Hera:

Brutus:

Misha: Morning to you too :)

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Lyme: Excuse you, I'm an excellent driver.

Nero: You almost ran over Enobaria by accident.

Lyme: Oh.

Lyme: I didn't get her? Damn it!

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*at a zoo*

Misha: What are they in for?

Emory: This isn't a prison.

Misha: So they can leave whenever they want to.

Emory: Well no, but-

Devon, pointing at a meerkt: I bet that one killed half a dozen.

Misha, trying to jump the fence: I'M JUST LIKE YOU LITTLE GUY!!! I'LL SET YOU FREE.

*people staring*

Emory: ...and this is why we can't have nice Victor-outings.

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Nero: Is that my sweater?

Enobaria: It used to be.

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Hera, looking at a broken window: I hope you have an explation for this.

Callista: I have three.

Callista: Pick your favourite.

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Lyme: *choking*

Claudius: Help! I need to call 911 but the 9 button is not working.

Misha: Just turn it upside down and use the 6!

Claudius: Genius!

Lyme, stops choking momentarily: wHAT THE HELL!?

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Ronan: I thought of you today.

Snow: How very nice of you.

Ronan: It reminded me to throw out the garbage.

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And now my old time favourites...

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Callista: I'm tired.

Nero: Well, you can do the S-word.

Callista: *gasps* You're a genius.

Nero: *realizes his mistake* Calli, no-

Nero: The S-word is sleep.

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Luna: What's that?

Odin: Adessa just gave me a get well soon card.

Luna: Ah, that's sweet of her.

Odin: I'm not sick, she just thinks I can do better when it comes to politics.

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Misha: On halloween we dress up as our skeletons, but every other day of the year, out skeletons dresses up like us.

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Misha: Why do people who use baby changing stations always come back with the same baby?

Emory: Remind me to never let you babysit for anyone ever.

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Callista: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?

Callista: I want to make him an outlier tribute. Once he is free of his fluffy, innocent and ignorant flesh, he may be long time lovers with insanity. He won't dare to leave me like others did.

Hera: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

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Summary: The aftermath

My attempt at Adessa

the universe has a sense of humor and I can respect the commitment to the bit but girl please.

sometimes it’s handy on stakeouts when your twin brother is much bigger than you

Callista, whispering to Nero who is on the phone with Brin: Tell something to her!

Nero: How are you?

Brin: Fine.

Callista: Something personal!

Nero: When did you got your first period?