pros of releasing a frog into my room:
- will eat all the bugs
- will sing me the songs of its people
- will be a friend
cons:
- ?????
"Sup fucker" "Go suck a dick and enjoy it"
I’m right and I should say it
please god yes im on writers block god dammit
would you like a nice glass of
Homer sexuals have really ruined my experience at this Walmart
His mouth was just weird to me.
I got a 97% on my test that counts for half of my grade!!!
Just heard a customer two aisles over go “Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn’t shatter when you drop it” followed by the sound of shattering glass. I hate retail.
"i dont know what im supposed to do, im haunted by the ghost of you.take me back to the night we met."
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