Otp 😍😍

Of all the spiderman universes you could have been born in, you were born in the one where he is a fictional character.

Person A: Haha, you’re short.

Person B: I will saw off your limbs while you sleep you coward.

Homer sexuals have really ruined my experience at this Walmart

Klaus : If I run and jump at Diego, he’ll most certainly catch me in his arms.

Klaus running towards him : COMING IN !!!

Diego : NO! IM HOLDING HOT COFFEE-

Diego : *drops coffee to catch him* fuck you, klaus.

Nobody:

Luther:

what the fuck is happening in this photo

pLEASE GOD IM GOING TO SEE THIS IN A COUPLE HOURS ILL KILL A BITCH IF SOMEONE SPOILS IT FOR ME

Feel like this is relevant rn

this is accurate

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW IT WASNT THE TAP WATER IT WAS THE W I N D M I L L S