Listen, I Adore The Idea Of Ares Helping Out Ody In Odysseus As Much As Anyone In This Fandom

hate when my body is on period. I’m not interested in ever getting pregnant so can we please stop doing this monthly ritual like forever

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

i don’t want a ROMANTIC PARTNER. i want a DEAR FRIEND i can use as a HUMAN WEIGHTED BLANKET

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

Also I'm seeing a lot of "oooooo dark choco is gonna sacrifice himself for dark cacao or get hurt"

Consider:

Dark Cacao sacrificing himself for Dark Choco, because he's realised that resolution doesn't die with him. Dark Choco taking up the grapejam chocoblade in his father's stead, and cacao gets that whole "awakened form" (it better be a magical girl moment I swear) by learning the true meaning of resolution and its role against apathy.

Literally giving enchantix.

homunculous son or unkillable elder god daughter

Greek myth retellings are so funny to me because what do you mean these are all the same person

Tumblr has suppressed the truth of “Pearl Hates the Irish.” Please reblog this archival post so that others can learn the truth.

thank you Canada 🇨🇦