H-m-i-a-n - H.M.I.A.N.

I’ve gone to the women’s restroom a lot in my life, and not once have I ever seen genitalia besides my own while there. No penis, no vulva, nothing.

I’ve literally seen a bathroom full of baby lizards, one time a whole fucking fish on the floor, and someone come out of the stall with a plate, knife, and fork like they just ate a meal before I’ve seen genitals. Why would I ever be worried about seeing some woman with her cock out

Listen, for people wanting to call out colonialism, there are way too many of you mocking Irish, Welsh, and Scottish names.

No, they’re not alphabet soup, no they do not look like “you’ve thrown letters at a wall and used what stuck,” they are living, breathing languages which we did CPR on after the British Empire shot them.

Like, people DIED to keep them alive.

Every time I see some (English/American) interviewer make an entire segment forcing Saoirse Ronan to list off Irish names, I die a little inside. It’s particularly galling to see the same people ooh-ing over how “mystical” they sound, or claiming ancient heritage to us.

Realise there’s a world beyond your myopic lens and just accept sometimes you’ve got new stuff to learn. Fuck knows I do.

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

marlene who forced herself to like guys because she couldn't possibly be a lesbian. no, being a lesbian is gross. it's wrong. she couldn't disappoint her mother like that be some something so gross

still, the first tike she kissed a girl, it felt so right. she cried for two days straight. eventually asking james what was wrong with her. james - who was raised to believe everyone can love whoever they want - didn't understand why marlene was so upset. he explained to her there was nothing wrong with her. why would there be? liking girls while being a girl is as normal as a bloke liking a girl

Me: *on a date with a book* so tell me all about you

Book: well I-

Fanfiction: *winks at me* how you doing? I was wondering if-

Me: *talking to book* I'm sorry to cut this short but we'll reschedule

Okays, So. I don't think Harry would have been named after nobody I feels as tho James and Lily would have named him after a family member or something. So I always kind headcannoned that James had and older brother named Harry.... but he was a still born. So James would have never grown up with him but he knew he had an older brother and his parents always said that Harry was looking over him, so yeah I think Harry was named after James older brother.

"Untitled" by Fiona, posted to Tumblr on May 21. 2014

Reblog if you’ve ever been personally victimized by Pikachu man.