SOMEONE STEPPED ON A TUBAS MOUTHPIECE AGAIN!
“Hydrate or diedrate.”
“What on God’s good earth did they teach you over at drum corps???”
“Ok, if I say ‘cool?’ I want you guys to say ranch, cool?”
“Nevermind,I guess you guys are lame.”
“I was gonna roll down my window and yell ‘NERD’ but I chickened out and just drove up on the grass.”
“What an absolute goddamn unit.”
“Ok, can someone that’s NOT a senior please raise their hand”
“Literally everyone here is a breathing meme and it’s kinda scary.”
“I think I have some ligma in my part.”
“SAY LIGMA ONE MORE TIME SEE WHAT HAPPENS”
Add on if you want
We’re on our way to a UIL competition trying to quickly do all of our make up and suddenly the radio starts blaring.
The bus that the pit crew was on had its belt break and the bus started flaming; since the 2nd guard bus had the most space we were designated to pit up the crew.
When the bus stopped it was a mad dash to get eyelashes and mascara on, absolute chaos.
Then the pit comes on and they were in the back of the bus with the flag bags and stuff, I was the only guard child completely surrounded by pit members
And they were laughing about how much hair spray and glitter was in the air. This was fabulous
And surprisingly an interesting experience, being a freshman completely surrounded by Junior and Senior Pit crew.
Am I actually gay or is it just Guard?
Trying to join DCI is the modern day equivalent of running off to join the circus
I saw someone do a whip nae-nae under a five.
They have an addiction to flirting with death
Don’t forget the GODFORBBIDEN GLITTER
I found that out when I was crying due to sweat getting into my bleeding sabre gash.
Saber time
Crazy party crew
The emotional support squad
I joined guard after I tried joining the band program but because the school I came from had an infamously bad program the director sent me down to the guard. I was heartbroken because I had my mallets and a piece I had been practicing for the last few months. Regardless, In the end, I’m way happier in Guard.
Usually I’m not like this but please follow this blog I wanna feel like it’s actually good for something because I’m particularly excited about making it
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