Am I Actually Gay Or Is It Just Guard?

And gentle rain outside the bus leaves the walls chilly and the lights bending. But you’ve never been more comfortable in your life

those nighttime band bus rides where people are napping or singing or laughing or listening to music and there’s the faint glow of the streetlights passing by and everything feels right in the world

How Do Northern Bands/Guards Function!?

I want to give a shoutout to anyone up in a northern band for having to deal with this weather all season. It’s finally fallish down here and we’re freezing alive, and anyone who’s dealt with bitchy weather is an impressive person, I couldn’t comprehend the difficulty of having to practice in snow or sleet, and if you have, then, your a fabulous performer and deserve more fine arts funding

Wind @ me while practicing

BOA SA Lessons

EVERYTHING IS WRONG, COUNT IN YOUR HEAD

NEVER LOOK TO THE SCREENS

PERFORM MORE FOWARD THAN UP

DON’T FORGET YOUR SHOES ON THE BUS AFTERWARDS

MAKE A HORNY BRASS PUN BEFORE YOU LEAVE

YOUR PRE-SHOW RITUAL MAY NOT HAPPEN WITH TIME CONSTRAINTS

YOU WILL CATCH EVERYTHING WITHOUT WIND

TURN OUT THAT LUNGE! YOU LOOK FABULOUS

THE TUNNEL IS UNNECESSARILY SCARY AND ANXIETY BUILDING

The Tubas Made Memes Again, this time at 6:30AM

JV team as we’re screwing around before practice like we always have: What would you do without us?

Our Director without hesitation and with a stone cold face: Work on the varsity

They always say dropping is a choice

But so is catching with your hands

What if you live on the Great Plains? Then what?

The worst part of winter guard is not being able to practice outside

I wanna be the very best Like no one ever was To catch them is my real test To dance well is my cause I will travel across the land Spinning far and wide Try a new toss to understand The technique that’s inside Color Guard! Gotta catch ‘em all

It’s you and me I know it’s my destiny Color Guard! Oh, they’re my best friends In our class we must ascend Color Guard! Gotta catch ‘em all Our work’s all new Our faces will pull us through You teach me, and I’ll teach you Color Guard! Gotta catch 'em all, gotta catch 'em all