Surprise @datura-foxglove! I Was Really Curious About The Phantom Thieves Concept, But I Didn’t Really

Just do one thing, are you mine or not? Where is your heart right now? I wanna tell you I miss you.

Bilbo, being dragged across middle-earth by a group of dwarves he just met:

Oda eating the popcorn with the orphans he failed to save- (gets shot)

Hello, Lucifer? Your devil is not allowed here, please take them back. 

i feel like it must be the height of luxury and decadence to be a kid sitting in one of those little trailers attached to your parent’s bike, being driven around like some kind of pompous miniature capitalist, relaxing with perhaps a small snack while your personal chauffeur takes you wherever you wish

ineffable husbands + text posts

Happy Birthday, @d-a-z-a-i! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧[27.05.17]

Why yes I can find the Gay in any situation.

It's Me

artists & writers be like

/whisper/ I did it again... I’m s o r r y

Humans in modern fantasy setting where magic and supernatural beings are hidden from most of the world: Ghosts don’t exist, vampires don’t exist, magic doesn’t exist, it must have been something else like the breeze and those squirrels.

Humans in real life: OMG THAT WEIRD CLOUD IS AN ALIEN SPACECRAFT! THERE IS A WEREWOLF ON THAT HIGHWAY! AHHH GHOSTS!!!!