Dazatsu Week 2017 Day 6: “Why Did Dazai-san Help Me?”

aziraphale: now tell me, who was responsible for the black plague?

crowley: a rat

aziraphale, testier than usual bc the quality of food has gone down considerably and Everyone is dying: oh, so that’s what you’re calling yourself these days

crowley:

“Hank’s password…”

She’s badass with a good heart, soft but strong.

Bedelia: What are you doing?

Hannibal: Appreciating fine literature and art.

Bedelia: But you’re just looking at pictures and texts from Will.

A little reminder for y’all and also for myself~

after putting out the fire (probably caused by some errant delinquent) todoroki quietly promised himself that he will marry this boy

my friend works for a tech service and is one of those guys you call to help you with tech issues and he walks you through them and even can like take over your computer to help and ect. anyways i will never stop thinking about how he told me everyone in his company fears west virginia like when they get a call and see its a west virgnia area code they hate answering bc thats where they get the wildest calls from.

One time thousands of people were out of internet and they were all calling in to complain and he had to tell multiple people “im sorry theres some guy with a shot gun driving around and shooting out the internet boxes there is literally nothing we can do. the police are trying to catch him.” and like. people wouldnt take this as an answer theyd be like well can you fix it and hes like. theres. theres a guy with a shotgun. thats a little out of our area of expertise. 

“I’m like a rock, heavy with burdens, sinking through a seemingly endless ocean, soon meeting my inevitable demise at the bottom.”

Resident Evil Hollywood!AU (from a chinese fic here)

please ignore the terrible, terrible headline thingies on the magazine cover I have no idea how to do this