Headcanons Because Why Not?

Headcanons because why not?

THIS WILL BE UPDATED WHENEVER I THINK OF HEADCANONS :)

MY AU! (Idk whether saying ‘my au’ is the right way to word it)

Lloyd is aroace and is fine with any/all pronouns.

Kai is a pansexual mess and Jay is a bisexual disaster.

Zane is questioning and doesn’t know too much about the LGBTQ+ community.

At first, Kai barely knew memes but after he met Jay, he became a meme lord and will randomly shout memes.

Jay can be on the other side of Ninjago and shout half a meme, and Kai would shout the other half back.

No one, not even Kai, knows Nya’s sexuality. Because she became the sea, they won’t get the chance to ask her :(

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Waddup! Schools been a nightmare so I haven’t been able to upload :(

Anyways, would ya’ll like me to do edit commissions? Basically, if you ask me to do an edit, I will upload the edit and tag you in it. It can be Helluva Boss, Hazbin Hotel or ninjago themed since I have a lot of videos and screenshots of them. It will be free too! All you have to do is ask :)


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Heyy!!! Been a while since I done an incorrect quote considering this account is meant for incorrect quotes! Been a bit burnt out for the incorrect quotes but don’t worry! THEY HAVE RETURNED!!!

Without further ado, enjoy a bunch of incorrect quotes!

Also, BIRTHDAY SPECIAL!!

Jay: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?

Zane: [not looking up from his book] Myxine Circfrons

Jay:

Jay: [whispering] fsh

Cole: [watching the news] someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today

Jay: [covered in ink] maybe the squid was being a dick

Cole:

Jay:

Kai and Jay: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Zane and Wu: Does anyone in this godforsaken group think before they speak?!

Kai: I turned out perfectly fine!

Cole: Just this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Kai: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Jay: What’s your biggest weakness?

Morro: I can be uncooperative

Jay: Okay, can you give us an example?

Morro:

Morro: no

Kai: So what’s for dinner

Cole: [staring at the food he burnt] regret

Cole: Your happiness? I need it

Kai: Your love? I want it

Jay: A room? Get one

Naomi: Hotel?

Lloyd: Trivago


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Me to my brain:

CAN I BE ABLE TO VENT TO MY FRIENDS AND ACTUALLY TALK ABOUT MY EMOTIONS AND MENTAL HEALTH???

My brain: no

Now write smut-


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Kai: Is something burning?

Jay: Just my love for you

Kai:

Jay:

Jay: and the toaster

Kai: JAY-


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Jay: [bursts through door] TECHNICALLY LLOYD IS IMMORTAL

Kai: Jay what the fuck

Cole: Please explain before I lose brain cells trying to understand

Jay: LLOYD’S MORE ONI THAN HUMAN AND BECAUSE SENSEI WU HAS LIVED FOR SO LONG FROM BEING PART ONI, LLOYD IS IMMORTAL

Lloyd and Zane: Technically he’s right

Kai: Jay, shut up


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Sorry it’s late again! I keep getting distracted😅

Morro: I AM NOT OUT OF CONTROL! I am a law abiding citizen

Lloyd: Really? Name one law

Morro: Don’t kill people

Lloyd: That’s on me. I set the bar too low


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oh heyhey!! if those edit thingies are still open do you think you could do one for lloyd? :0

Hey only just seen this so I’m sorry! I‘ve been so busy :’)

Anyways, here’s the finished product! Hope you like it!


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Remake of this bc why not?

Someone: How many kids do you have?

Garmadad: [looking at Lloyd, Naomi and the ninja] biologically or emotionally?

OMG YESTERDAY (it’s midnight where I am) WAS THE 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF REVENGE (CREEPER, AW MAN)

YOUR HONOUR THEY’RE GAY

YOUR HONOUR THEY’RE GAY

I will never forgive Lego for giving us SUCH queer-coding with Ninjago but specifically with Cole, Kai, and Jay and then proceed to tell us they're all straight

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