I Just Read Throne Of Glass For The First Time

I just finished acosf

Obvious spoiler warning

ITS LEGIT A FANFIC OF THE MCU

NESTA IS ON THE BRINK OF TURNING INTO FEYRE

Lemme explain

Nesta doing that whole collapsing on her knees when cassian stabbed himself = Wanda having a break down and sending power serges out of herself

The Valkyries = The Valkyries from Thor ragnarok

Then nesta who was one of my favourite characters in the whole series was always so close to turning in to a weak bitch like feyre

If it isn’t clear enough I don’t like feyre or Rhysand

In my opinion nesta should’ve let feyre and Rhysand die. But Sarah j mass needs them to continue the series so her ass won’t kill them off

I have one thing to say and one thing only

NINA ZENIK

Clary: Do you ever wonder how Emma’s doing at the LA institute

Jace: *takes out phone and shows Emma’s Instagram story*

The video: Emma, Dru, Cristina (imagine its coffee instead of a water bottle), Kit, Mark/Kieran including Ty and Julian behind the scenes filming

(The names are in order)

Diana: come on we need to do rune studies

The TDA gang:

THE AMOUNT OF SEROTONIN THAT THIS GIVES ME

for some reason I thought Charlie was Asian

BUT ETHIER WAY

LOOK AT THEM

When ty comes over to babysit Mina with kit

Am I the only one that thinks that the irregulars on Netflix have crows vibes

Or am I to hung up on six of crows

Like

Bea -> Inej + kaz

Same vibe, colour palette, leaders that make the deals

Jessie -> Wylan + Nina

The one people worry about, the one with powers,

Spike -> Jesper

You could say the funny one, tied everyone together, has bi panic,

Leo -> Kaz + Wylan

Cane, determined,wealthy one but kinda doesn’t like it

Billy -> Matthias

I feel like this is kinda self explanatory

I’m here getting B’s in my English essays

If only the English curriculum had us analysing ya books instead of books I’ve never heard of in my life

I would be an A+ student

Did Netflix just add shadow and bone profile pics

Well guess I’m the Alina now

All that’s playing in my head is

Kaz bonking the volcra with his cane